You'll Pick up lines

The best You'll pick up lines

Hey Girl, I Think You'll Find That I'm A Toaster

Cos when you take a bath with me, things are gonna get steamy real quick and then you'll go to heaven.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/N1ll3R5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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You'll be McDonald's and I'll be Burger King

I'll do it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aristot_e
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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You'll look like a BBQ in this dress

Smoking hot and delicious out of it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrGarconSuperMegaTop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Are you an army vet? Because after you be with me, you'll have PTSD.

Post Traumatic SEX Disorder Sex
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpookDaddy-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Hey girl, if you'll be lower Manhattan then Ill be the South Tower

And Ill go down on you in less than 11 seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Duckuverymuch
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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You'll be Mars and I'll be NASA

coz i want to get my probe beneath your surface
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheHippoShenanigan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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You'll get all the pussy with this one

My penis died can I bury it in u?)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/childvspuddle69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/killermambaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Rose's are red, 2020's a bitch

I'll be your broom stick, if you'll be my witch
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/holyanis2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Are you Gordan Ramsey?

Cuz by the end of the night you'll be screaming for my lamb sauce.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/24zsdbif
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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Hey girl, I'd give you 88 instead of 69

That way you'll be 8 twice
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dometic_violins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Hey Brace Face, call me Tetanus

Unless you get this injection, you'll only make out with Lock Jaw
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NjGGeRsus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Would it help if I told you I have AIDS?

Just so you'll let me know you don't have open sores, while I promise to take it slow...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NjGGeRsus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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Grass is green you're fine

I'll be the six if you'll be the nine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Botty_exterminator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Hey, do you like subway?

If so you'll love my footlong
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/walrus_on_weed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Damn girl, are you Gordon Ramsay?

Because you'll be screaming from my raw meat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/holyanis2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Roses are red, Let's roll the dice

I'll be yours and you'll be mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XSlayerZX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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Do you like big things

Because I'm the biggest failure you'll get to know
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-5364
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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Roses are red, so is this bloody knife…

You'll be next, unless you say yes to being my wife
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Roses are red, so is wine...

I'll be the six and you'll be the nine~
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/h0es_pr0v0ked
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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If you jingle my bells,

I promise you'll have a white Christimas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bincheee
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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Hey girl do you want to look at the sun

Because than you'll be as blinded as I am by your beauty.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jakob20041911
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Wanna watch some isney+

Don't worry about the D. You'll get that later.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Weeb_Masta_Flex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Are you student debt?

Because you'll be with me forever
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrotherRyan766
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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If I would ever be possessed,

I hope you'll be my demon.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GrievousFan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Can I be your shower..

Cause everytime I'll see you naked you'll turn me on and I will leave you wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Abrasi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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Do you want me to be your sunbeam?

I'll give some of that vitamin D and you'll feel better...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guest666_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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Ayy girl you like beef? 😏

Well you'll love it when I beefriendly
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRealSlimLaddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Call me if the temperature gets too low

You'll need the D in this cold
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/No_Appendicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Wanna have a threesome?

Cause l'm already getting fucked by life but you'll make it better - Day 57
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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This requires props πŸ‘‰

Are you holding a bag of limes because you'll need them... Okay so walk up to your target. Drop them and attempt to keep picking them but continue to drop them... Give them the smolder 😏 Hit em with "I'm terrible at pick up limes" I'm a sucker for a good pick up line πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dem1Goddess
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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