Able Pick up lines

The best Able pick up lines

If I am able to change my name I would name me Tira

because Tiramisu
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aqilhm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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3 Parter- Did hurt when you fell from heaven?

2. Just wondering, because it hurt when I did. 3. I could still walk straight after, you won’t be able to say the same when I’m done with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Besval10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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If we had a staring contest..

I would win cause I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off you πŸ₯°
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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I'm not a weatherman...

But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Out of all the chicks around the world

you're the only one who's do-able
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashutthefuckup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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If every star in the night sky was to disappear

I would drag the sun across the sky just to be able to wish I could take you on a date
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stackofredcups
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Pickup on fb, tinder, ig, etc

Hey are you able to provide first aid? because to meet such incredible girl live I have to go through a stroke.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jedy2200
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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I wish i was Delhi's air

Cause that way i'd be able to choke you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kvothe5699
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Did your mom every tell you that you’re unbelievably beautiful

When I meet her I wanna be able to tell her how much I agree with her
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tapperlevi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below πŸ‘‡ what answers came up Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Hey girl are you autocorrect because

I am not going to be able to see ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya girl ya ya know
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Girl, with a face like that, im glad were not related

Because if we were i wont be able to date you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/im_not_inevitable
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Hey girl, did I just pull a pro-gamer move?

Because I just edited this post so you won't be able to see this post
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/divyaaaaaaaaaam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Any youtube channels that focus soley on "lines"?

Hi, I'm a fan of **Todd Valentine** and some RSD guys (**Max**, **Julien**, **Tyler**) and that Super Seducer guy. They give a good speech about general pick-up. But I've kind of heard enough theories from these guys. I want to learn some actual "lines" that could be so effective, seemingly not forced in nowadays pick-up scenes. That being said, lines should not be so cheesy, should be modernized ones that are able to bring chick's guard down. Any suggestions for youtube channels that specially deal with these practical "lines"? Please refrain from saying "Just go along with the situation." The thing is, English is my 2nd language. I have limits to come up with situational, flexible lines. So with that in mind Please help
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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If you were a computer file...

You'd be an exe-CUTE-able
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arm3tt
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Hey girl, are you diarrhea?

Cause once you start coming, you won't be able to stop
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/parkerthepolarbear
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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Girl, you can call me polio

....because after you're with me, you won't be able to walk.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PyromancerPolka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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I really don’t mean to interrupt you

Hey… I really don’t mean to interrupt you girls, but could I speak with you for a minute? I just won’t be able to forgive myself if I left this place without getting to know you…”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viralboy12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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You remind me of a door.

Because you're a-door-able :}
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/evellaph
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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