About Pick up lines

The best About pick up lines

Why would I need to know about the solar system?

My whole world revolves around you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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Hey I was about to ask you for a lighter

But I think I found a Match
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nirmaezio
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Whenever I meet women, I start talking about Global Warming.

It's a real icebreaker.
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Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend?

I know a great drive-in theater!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/imnotdolphin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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Have you thought about storming the capital?

Because you're inciting an erection
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Edward768
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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I was going to say something really sweet about you...

but when I saw you I was speechless.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hafiy2003
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you,

I could walk forever in my garden.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/doezitzmatter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

Hope she says yes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mr_infiknight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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There's a lot of things we don't know about the universe...

All I know is that it starts with U N I
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Whatโ€™s the same about you and and my cat?

I donโ€™t know, but what I do know is that both can come quickly because of me~ (except you donโ€™t bring me a dead mouse)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/UnstableCheese
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

All I know is that it starts with U N I.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gbreadman2003
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04
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Hey girl are you a Thot?

Because you're all I think about
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/samthiah
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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I am the undercover deep state operative warning the country about lizard people

And you know what they say... every Q needs U next to it.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 26
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People be talking about the strength of ionic bond and covalent bonds

I bet we can form a stronger bond than all of em
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gladi619
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 18
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

They both about to get destroyed
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/user_702
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 09
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Hey girl, what did the guy who served you chats say after seeing you?

Maam here is your vada pa-aawww. *make some noise for the desi boys* (If you think it is lame, think about yourself you smiled after reading this lol)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/throwaway2828shd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Hey girl, what's the difference between the pace of a conversation and sex?

How about we go over to your place, and talk about it...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Much-Finance2568
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KrustyDaBeastTv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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I may have below average IQ...

But I sure do think about you a lot ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/R0n33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like Iโ€™m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesnโ€™t rub you off...rub off on you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not-Your-Dad-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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How about you cover my ๐ŸŽ in honey and eat it?

I'll blow your shofar too...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dizzydisappointment
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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The spookiest thing about this Halloween...

I canโ€™t spend it with you :(
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Windexifier
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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The size of the ship doesnโ€™t matter. Itโ€™s all about the motion of the ocean and the captains experience. So, can I take a dive your ocean?

I know itโ€™s a little long but I just thought of it and I had to write it down before I forgot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/esairoman00
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aquariex24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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Just heard the word of the day is "legs"

How about we go back to my place and spread the word? ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mmm_zenuggs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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Iโ€™m complaining to google maps about you..

For not being labeled as the best place to eat out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Evan_Johnson01
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11
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Hey baby, are you the Capitol Building?

Because I'm about to force my way in you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheonlyChumly674
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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Girl Are you a fan of daft punk?

Cause there might be something about us. (I just came up with it. I don't know if it's Been posted before, ive never heard it tho)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HollowfiedNazgul
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

Your number?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SurrealSanta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 12
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Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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Hey girl, I donโ€™t know much about baking pies...

But you make my banana cream.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mjmurphy650
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 12
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I donโ€™t know a single thing about poker

But I could be the king of your heart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gocommitreversebirth
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 27
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Have you heard about the new virus?

Itโ€™s called feelings, and I think you made me catch it...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Puveet
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 02
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Rose's are red, violets are blue..

I failed No Nut November thinking about you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sensei_pain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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Hey, are you a toaster?

Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes of your time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ELAmentsICE
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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Are you about to make a suggestion?

No? Then why are you standing there looking so suggestive?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ribdunge
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman.

Iโ€™ll be Yourman.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/madmonkreborn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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Hey, Girl. Are you Elon Musk?

Because im about to send your ass into outerspace
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Vibechecker68
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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I better start practicing my prison photos

Because I'm about to steal your heart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sgrl2494
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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Hey cutie is your last name suicide?

Cause i think about you everyday (so this time ill just directly say it here:sry if someone already postet it here it isnt a repost i found that On ig!)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/the_legend_x
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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My domains must be aligned

cause im attracted to you (were learning about magnets and electromagnetism in class so sorry)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/morshmallow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe itโ€™ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: โ€œsure Iโ€™ll tell you but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy firstโ€.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rehab-detox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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I'm learning about the important dates in history...

Wanna be one of them?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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7.594 billion lips on the planet

And all I can think about is kissing yours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gleeencoco
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 07
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Do you like gardening?

How about you plant tulips on deez nuts
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lastlevel23
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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Hey was your driver's license taken away

Because I heard you've been driving everyone crazy about you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ShoaibShakeel0099
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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We must be at the top of a rollercoaster...

Cause this potential energy is about to be kinetic ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค“
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/daych25
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11
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I told stars about you

They literally fell
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thisandthat1997
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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Did you know that a person canโ€™t invent a new face while dreaming.

So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/blazedarkswrod
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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Hey girl are you suicide?

Because I think about you everyday
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 22
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Forget about Spiderman, Superman and Batman

**Iโ€™ll be Your man** sorry
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Visual_Tonight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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Do you know if there are any cops around?

*Cause Iโ€™m about to steal your heart.*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Hey sweetheart, do you like gardening?

How about you plant your tulips on mine?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/frekkenstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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You hear about pluto?

That's messed up.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/langsley757
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 05
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I can talk to the moon all night.

It can tell me about the sun and I will tell him about you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/waah_modiji_wah
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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Have you heard the one about sex while camping?

Iโ€™d rather knock down a couple trees with you and after, build a shelter like naked and afraid except baby I want you to **actually be afraid**
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 03
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Looks like i am in range of your Hotspot,

So how about you give me access.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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I wouldnโ€™t change a thing about you.

I mean besides that last name.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GoldenEcho404
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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Works 100% of the time on a girl with a big butt (1/1 is 100% mkay)

I wanted to take you to the movies but... Her: but what? They donโ€™t let you bring a dump truck into a movie theater Optional: add so how about we get dinner instead?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Choohie_Thief
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Can I give you a nickname?

How about babe?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ismcody4321
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 09
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Girl, is your last name suicide?

'Cause I've been thinking about you all day
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Alexander_Lovegood
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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How about you catch a case of the feels instead of a case of corona?

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Its_not_AB
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 18
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Hey girl are you a block of cheese?

My doctor warned me about you. Just the thought of eating you out made my heart stop ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿง€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/darling_23
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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I have the cream, you have the pie, how about we make a creampie?

Works 10/10, I swear!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/outlifted_tv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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Hey girl, are you a royal shark?

Because I can't stop fin-king about you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kortekksu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

I stayed up all night, thinking about you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrEAnonymously
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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Hey boy, is your first name Hugh ?

Because I don't give a Jack about your appearence, a Man's personality matters the mostโœจ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PulkinCB
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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