Plates Pick up lines

The best Plates pick up lines

Are the tectonic plates in your pants?

Cause them jeans gave me an assquake

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👤︎ u/Toowiz

📅︎ Nov 20

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I feel like we are both plates in a capacitor

Because I am attracted to you and I try my hardest not to discharge

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👤︎ u/Eequals_mchammer

📅︎ Feb 19

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Hey cutie, are we tectonic plates?

Because I think we should shift ;) Ps. 'Shift' is Irish slang for 'making out'

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👤︎ u/meiltire

📅︎ May 10

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