Dogs Pick up lines

The best Dogs pick up lines

I bet u would be good at selling hot dogs.

Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.
👤︎ u/Landlordshelper
📅︎ Aug 13
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If people were dogs...

You would definitely be a hot dog!
👤︎ u/evilmaker
📅︎ May 10
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Are you a cat or a dog person?

You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes
👤︎ u/dankyeti69
📅︎ May 21
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Are you Pavlov’s dogs?

Cause you make me salivate
👤︎ u/CoolSalad173
📅︎ Mar 10
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Hey girl, i can cuddle you like i cuddle dogs

Works for me every time (on dogs)
👤︎ u/Wlym8
📅︎ Jun 20
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Do you make hot dogs for a living? Because you sure do know how to make a wiener stand.

👤︎ u/BanditNeo
📅︎ Nov 08
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I bet you like to play with all the dogs...

I don't have any pets but we can play doggy style if you want
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Sep 18
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