Brick Pick up lines

The best Brick pick up lines

Roses are red, I shit bricks

Don't forget to wash your six
👤︎ u/miyegro
📅︎ Oct 24
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Damn girl are you a brick?

Because I want you to be dropped from a ww1 plane onto my face
📅︎ Sep 14
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Are you a massive brick wall?

Because I'd shut down the government to have you 😏
👤︎ u/PhotonBeast
📅︎ May 19
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You: Would you rather eat 100 pounds of bricks or a matter baby?

Someone: What's a matter baby? You: Nothing, sweetie. How about you?
📅︎ Jun 02
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Are you a brick block from super mario?

Cause my head would leave you in pieces.
👤︎ u/Lxrdkxnt
📅︎ Apr 25
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Can I be more than just another...

brick in your wall?
📅︎ Oct 08
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Hey girl are your legs the yellow brick road?

Because I want to take them to your emerald city
👤︎ u/loopded
📅︎ Feb 22
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What's 8 inches and can ruin your a day? 😉

A brick
📅︎ Apr 28
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