America Pick up lines

The best America pick up lines

Hey Girl may I be your Captain America?

Because I will remain virgin upto 70 years for you.
👤︎ u/Pradeep24_07_1999
📅︎ Feb 19
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Hey baby, on a scale of 1 to America

How free are you tonight
👤︎ u/lilstarlite
📅︎ May 14
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are you from central america??

cos i would love to Belize you ;)
👤︎ u/Neptunes800
📅︎ Oct 23
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Hey girl, are you from America

Because I am gonna shoot my shot
👤︎ u/abhi_pal
📅︎ Sep 11
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On a scale of One to America

How free are you tonight??
👤︎ u/jeffreylynngoldblum
📅︎ Jul 03
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Is that kim jong-un nuking america?

Or is that just my heart pounding?
👤︎ u/swag_cedar
📅︎ Aug 12
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Girl are you the current state of America?

Because everyone is observing you from a far
👤︎ u/gleeencoco
📅︎ Jun 08
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Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?

Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.
👤︎ u/ryantripp
📅︎ Feb 13
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On a scale of one to America...

How free are you right now?
👤︎ u/TheMightyShoosh
📅︎ Jul 05
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On a scale of one to America

How free are you today?
👤︎ u/SadBaguette23
📅︎ Apr 13
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On a scale of 1 to America

How free are you tonight?
👤︎ u/the4skinofchrist
📅︎ Aug 15
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On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.
👤︎ u/ReveredTranscendence
📅︎ Jan 22
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Are you the United States of America?

’Cause I want to enter you illegally
👤︎ u/PrinceDunce
📅︎ Jan 26
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If ur a middle eastern country then i must be America

Coz all I wanna do is drill you ;)
👤︎ u/MCsweaty_bollocks_69
📅︎ Jan 14
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Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart
👤︎ u/Gaming_Engineer
📅︎ Jul 03
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On a scale of 1-America

How free are you for dinner
👤︎ u/Jarboner69
📅︎ Jun 22
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Letterkenny comes through

On a scale from 1 to America how free are you rn?
👤︎ u/Andrewjr98
📅︎ May 05
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On a scale of 1 to America

...how free are you tonight?
👤︎ u/Sinon_Asada
📅︎ Oct 21
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You might not be America,...

but I found a whole new world with you.
👤︎ u/inkSession
📅︎ Jul 30
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On a scale from 1 to America...

how free are you tonight?
👤︎ u/HVaughan
📅︎ Aug 05
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Are you Miss America?

Because you're kind of pretty. *Custom pick-up lines by Sloopy* ^Leave ^your ^suggestions ^for ^my ^next ^item ^below ^in ^the ^form ^of: > Are you a ***your suggestion***?
👤︎ u/WillHungFan
📅︎ Mar 30
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Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead. Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard. My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends. Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me. Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you. Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.
👤︎ u/KuntaStillSingle
📅︎ Aug 12
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