Furniture Pick up lines

The best Furniture pick up lines

Hey girl! Do you work at a furniture store?

Cuz I’m looking for one nightstand!
👤︎ u/P0ONTANK
📅︎ Jun 23
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You remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house >>Check back tomorrow for r/pickuplines’ daily repost post. The same shit, different day!
👤︎ u/DailyRepostPost
📅︎ Nov 21
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Hey girl, you remind me of my toes.

Small, cute, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.
👤︎ u/SamGFilms
📅︎ Feb 02
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You remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/Bot_158
📅︎ Nov 02
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I wish you were my pinkytoe..

So I could bang you on every furniture I came across.
👤︎ u/NotAmrit
📅︎ Nov 15
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Are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 22
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Damn gurl are you my pinky toe?

Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!
👤︎ u/TwistedTarzan
📅︎ Mar 18
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You’re like my little toe

because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
👤︎ u/SciBman
📅︎ Oct 27
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You’re like my pinky toe

Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jun 17
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You remind me of a pinky toe

Because I'm about to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/hendndns
📅︎ Aug 03
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Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it
👤︎ u/Phant00n
📅︎ Jul 09
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You remind me of my pinkie toe

Cause i am about to bang you on every piece of furniture!
👤︎ u/pablo_chocobar_
📅︎ Apr 25
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Are you my pinky toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/Armandsss
📅︎ Dec 19
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Damn girl are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house
👤︎ u/howareya79
📅︎ Dec 26
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Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I'd like to turn the lights off, and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!
👤︎ u/jonathanharbin82
📅︎ Jan 12
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Hey girl, are you my little toe?

Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/XxRiceEater123xX
📅︎ Nov 05
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Are you my toe pinky?

Because I want to bang you on every furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/utk47
📅︎ Nov 04
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You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
👤︎ u/albanyfunny420
📅︎ Jun 05
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I wish you were my toe

So I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
👤︎ u/Msur69
📅︎ Apr 16
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Guurrll you like my big toe....

I bang you on all my pieces of furniture.
👤︎ u/Thep00psm1th
📅︎ Jun 29
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Your nickname pinkie toe?

Cuz I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture.
👤︎ u/SMMOO
📅︎ Dec 15
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Hey girl, are you my big toe?

Because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/the_hendog
📅︎ Jan 20
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You remind me of my little toe...

cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/mnafricano
📅︎ Nov 12
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You're like my little toe.

I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
👤︎ u/hidayatbulla
📅︎ Jun 16
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Are you my pinky toe?

because I want to slam you into all my furniture.
👤︎ u/XxZombGuyxX
📅︎ Nov 09
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Imma do you like my pinky toe

And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
👤︎ u/donut_kreemed
📅︎ Jul 06
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Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe

And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have
👤︎ u/Deniz105
📅︎ Apr 12
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I wish you were my little toe...

So I could bang you on every piece of furniture.
👤︎ u/Onceuponashotglass
📅︎ Nov 21
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