Curve Pick up lines

The best Curve pick up lines

Out of all the curves in your body

i liked your smile the most
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ReGuLaRPiKaChU
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Of all the beautiful curves on your body,

*Your smile is my favorite.*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Out of all the curves..

in the body your smile is my favorite one XD
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bluetimertrf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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I love your curves, baby,

and your smile is my favorite one!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyGeometryHasIssues
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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out of all your curves

your smile's my favorite
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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Hey babe, can I be the tangent to your curves?

We would be inseparable
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madmonkreborn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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Of all your curves...

your smile is my favourite.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xennw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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Baby are you the curve?

Because I want to flatten you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bojaccfan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Does algebra run in your family?

Cause I can't think of any other explanation for those beautiful curves.πŸ˜…
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theHumanZimvo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Are you a jelly filled donut

Because all you are is curves and sugar with a gooey inside
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sorrysenpai420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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Are you the worst possible case of Covid?

Because your curves are looking anything but straight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tristenbledsoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Damn girl, are you an exponential curve

Cuz I bet I could find your point of inflection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/szepesh896
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Those curves got me feelin’ like I’m Disturbed

Because I am Down With The Thickness
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Woodyard801
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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Hey man, are you the covid19?

Because I’m seeing nothing flat about those curves -_-
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coldbrewdreamerrrr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Baby, are you a brachistochrone curve?

Because you make me cum in least time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sampan9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Hey Beautiful, are you a donut?

Cause you're all curves and sugar baby
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gin0kami1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?

If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leboy2Point0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Are you the projected spread of the coronavirus?

Because your curves are anything but flat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gephartzachary
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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Do you like drawing graphs?

Cause your body makes hell of a curve..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doom_dodo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Are you the projected spread of Coronavirus?

Because your curves are anything but flat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viviverma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Girl, is ur sign stop or dangerous curves ahead?

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mom1o1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

Cause your curves are anything but flat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CranberryKidney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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I wish I was a derivative

So that I can lie tangent to your curves.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CarItonBanks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Hey girl, you are like earth.

Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GamePlayXtreme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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Baby are you COVID-19?

Because your curves aren’t flattening and it’s killing me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ahmetq
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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Hey Girl are you a rainbow?

Coz your curves are anything but flat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Are you a violin... because

A.) you got mad curves B.) I’d finger you any day C.) i wanna make some sound from your f holes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xrmsa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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Damn girl, I must be an integral

because i would love to fill the area under your curves
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/axadexc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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are you a 1969 Alfa Romeo Giulia Super

cuz your curves are perfect
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beatmeupdaddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Hey, do you like geometry?

Cause you've got some curves.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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Can I take your derivative?

I don't care if it's a sin, I just wanna lay tangent to those curves.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StruggleTogether
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Are you the Tesla cybertruck

Because you’ve got no curves, yet you’re beautiful none the less.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jayforder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Can I be the discriminant in your equation?

Cause I wanna be tangent to those curves
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/U_insolent_fool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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(Nerdy) dang girl are you a sinusoidal plot?

because your curve goes on forever
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mandelbrot31459
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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I wish I was your derivative..

To be tangent to your curves Any advice how to improve this old line?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/titros2tot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Do you like race tracks?

Cause you've got some curves
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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Can I be your derivative

So that I can lie tangent to your curves?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klout_king_kevin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Can I be your first derivative?

Cuz I wanna lie tangent to your curves
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eequals_mchammer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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Are you a calculus problem?

Cause i wanna find the area of your curves.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/N3verS0ft
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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Hey girl are you an airfoil?

Because those curves are generating lift.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AllTheGreenArrows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Can I take your derivative?

Because I wanna lay tangent to your curves!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Handstands_For_You
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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