Specie Pick up lines

The best Specie pick up lines

Hey, are you an aquatic species of flora?

Cause I really can’t kelp but stare.
📅︎ Nov 10
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I’d be prey if you were an invasive species

That way you’ll flourish as long as I’m around
📅︎ Nov 25
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Are you a southern three-banded armadillo?

cus u look like an armadillo species found in parts of northern Argentina, southwestern Brazil, Paraguay, and Bolivia, at elevations from sea level to 770 m (2,530 ft).
📅︎ Oct 08
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