Place Pick up lines

The best Place pick up lines

Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earthโ€ฆ

Has never been in between your arms
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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Wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?

If ahe replies no then you say why not don't you like pizza?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/revolutiontimeishere
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

has clearly never stood next to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CDoge69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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Mind if I place my bed next to yours in Minecraft?

Just make sure you donโ€™t extend my piston cause youโ€™re one hot redstone torch ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/T_eefus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Annoymous404
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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Hey babe, you should come back to my place

So we can watch porn on my flatscreen mirror.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sto270
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Come to my place on October 31st

Pumpkins arenโ€™t the only ones getting their guts rearranged this Halloween ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_unholyangel_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Has never been in between your arms.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 26
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kallia16
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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Damn girl, you look homeless.

Let me take you back to my place and fix that.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tomorrow-Deep
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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There's a sale at my place

Clothes 100% off ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shivmplstop
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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Hey girl, what's the difference between the pace of a conversation and sex?

How about we go over to your place, and talk about it...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Much-Finance2568
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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I was looking for best places to eat nearby, and.. Google Maps sent me to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lifereviews
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11
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Hey Girl, is the Wi-Fi on at your place?

Because I think we just made a connection.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Maverick721
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 12
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Just heard the word of the day is "legs"

How about we go back to my place and spread the word? ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mmm_zenuggs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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You showed up on my Google maps

Was looking for a great place to eat out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chronicStroker11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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This place is packed!

But as long as Iโ€™ve got a face, youโ€™ve got somewhere to sit!! You can switch this up many different ways Iโ€™ve done it quite a few times. Like are you tired? Well.... or just flat out hey girl as long as I got a face.... itโ€™s honestly only legit worked once if just hooking up is the goal. Another time it worked was with a girl I dated for a bit and am actually good friends with now haha
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/theshua253
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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The word of the day is 'Legs'.

Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/akashkarvi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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Sometimes you gotta destroy something beautiful

And grl, I want to destroy you. By placing Van's full of home made plastic explosive made from the rendering of the fat first the soap we make to sell back to the rich women who we got the lard from in the first place along your foundations strategically, to wipe the nation's debt record causing utter irreversible chaos
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/quaado_17
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RamenfromFuhNaff
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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Hey, my name's Microsoft

Can I crash at your place tonight?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ChennR
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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How would you like to come back to my place and...

grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IDZro
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08
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For use in places trying to ban abortion

You might want this hanger because I'm quite the banger
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08
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I'm mad that google didn't tell me

That you were the best place to eat out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/da_pro_guy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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This place must have good Wi-Fi

Because I am definitely feeling a connection
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jacobhowell795
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 03
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Excuse me miss, I'm new in town and was told that beautiful women know the fun places to spend time at.

Would you mind showing them to me sometime?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Twoklawll
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 10
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Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

I'll bring the wood
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McGroon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 07
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Girl, thereโ€™s a reason im not tall

God put the inches in the wrong place ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RoofTheOof
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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They say Disneyland's the most fun place on Earth...

Well they definitely haven't been inside you - Day 48
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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Hey girl are you outa gas?

Cause I can fill you up at my place!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/343-guilty-mendicant
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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Hey girl, If you were a president youโ€™d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayneโ€™s world for that one, who has hair in new places.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bananafishandblow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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Hey wanna come back to my place?

We can watch po*n on my 72 inch mirror
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/treesrlife3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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Did you know that a beanbag is the second most comfortable place for you to sit?

My face is still the first.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/janidwastaken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Hey, are you the nether?

Cause you're so hot that i can't even place water
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/renariono
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

Wanna come back to my place? There's room in my bed for two
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

this app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WaterruDoing
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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Hey baby, why dont you come over to my place and do some math with me?

We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CollectedG
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 20
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Hey gurl are you a noun?

You look like a PERSON, letโ€™s go back to my PLACE and do a THING.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Yawheyy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 23
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Want to come over to my...

Place and howl at the moon? Hop on. (Real life and he was on moped)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/weedrabbit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/whope71803
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28
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Hey girl, do you like nuts?

Cause I like to rest mine on the table (*place balls on table*)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AfricaToto93
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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We should go back to my place and play house.

You can be the door and Iโ€™ll slam ya.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mfali
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 24
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My favorite place in the world is.....

wherever you happen to be.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 25
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The word of the day is โ€œlegsโ€

Letโ€™s go back to my place and spread the word
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tallasiand
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 03
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Hey girl you like to eat food on camera?

Maybe you should come back to my place to mukbang
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bauerdog2015
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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Roses are red, you're more beautiful than the sunset's hue...

Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 28
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Iโ€™m complaining to google maps about you..

For not being labeled as the best place to eat out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Evan_Johnson01
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11
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I may not be the most attractive guy in this place

But Iโ€™m the only one talking to you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/uexf106
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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I am not a photographer,

but I can take you back to my place and see what develops.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 29
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I haven't been to a lot of places but I know one thing for sure.

_You_ are the cutest thing on the face of the Earth!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/showboom
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 24
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Hey girl! Are you looking for good sex?

If No: Well you've come to the right place. If Yes: Well you're gonna have to keep on looking.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JJ742653
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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im filing a complaint to Google maps

for not recommending you for the best place to eat out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 23
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Fake propose in a public place

If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TreyLastname
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 20
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I heard that women's breasts get bigger during pregnancy...

Do you want to go back to my place and get some breast enlargement done?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Phoenix_BFN
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 27
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Hi, my name is Windows

Can I crash at your place tonight?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hope_matters
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 07
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Are you on the stock market?

Cause I'd love to buy that stonk. Cause I could she you crashing at my place Cause I'd like you to go down on me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/UntimelyStoppage
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11
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Hey girl are your clothes Chinese apps?

Cause they are banned at my place.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sunridersurya
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 30
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Hey girl, have you ever been on a kamikaze date?

Because Iโ€™m leaving with just enough gas to take you out and crash at your place.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jarveesta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 12
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Hey I am a gennie. I know a place.

The Light doesn't come under my lamp.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/manandarchild
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03
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Are you the stock market?

I can see you crashing At my place
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sudheernaidu53
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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You know, I have a bunk bed back at my place...

So if you want to be on top of me that's totally doable
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McGroon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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Damn girl are you a bobblehead?

Cause you be jiggling in the right places
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/up2003
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 24
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I canโ€™t tell if youโ€™re Medusa, Hot, Or Gas Weed...

Because Iโ€™m stoned in ALL the right places.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BabeyNHippey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 07
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Do you know anyone or any place that fixes watches?

Her:(Tells you of a place/person) You: Cuz everytime Iโ€™m with you time seems to stop.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/murkage_11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 26
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Hey, my name's Microsoft

Can I crash at your **place tonight**? ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‰
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