Are Pick up lines

Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.

Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.

Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.

Cuz Yodalicious

Because I still like you despite all of your flaws

The FBI wants my penis can I hide it inside you

Her: 8 Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

Cause Amster- DAMN you look fine

Because you sure look beautiful and fun but the older I get the more I realize you just mean a lot more work for me trying to dig myself out.

Cause i don't wanna share you

Because I can’t stop thinking of you.

Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole

Because my heart converges absolutely to you.

Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven. This hasn’t failed me once

You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

Cause we should hang sometime

Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm

Cause I can’t get you out of my head.

Cause you look like you'd settle for me.

Come to my room, we'll bang ok?

Cause I'd like land between your thighway

Because you shine like a diamond

Cause a bath with you would send me straight to heaven.

Cuz I wanna use you to impress my mom

Cuz I really wanna take a bath with you

BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY HEART AWAY

And I'm still waiting for yours

Coz you're always a 10/10

Today's my cake day we should make it a date

Could you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y'

because you're giving me a serious bone condition

Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.

Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth

She : yes. Why ? He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

Cause I'm lookin' for connection.

Because you're all I think about

Spread your legs and give me an hour

... because I really want to lick you up and down ;)

Because you're unreal.

Because you fill me with positive energy.

Because you are the reason I can't sleep at night

Cus you make my piston extend

Because i just used the quadratic formula and you’re the 1

Because you look special

Because, I can’t get you off my head.

Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.

Because as I approach you, time slows down.

Cause I wanna take you out

their fingers. // Don't forget to give a creepy smile after using the line

Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

Coz you are a 10!

The Law of Diminishing Returns typically holds, But not in terms of time spent with you.

Cuz I want to girl girl g ril gIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL G I R L **GIRL GIRL** GIRL - G I R L - - G̶̨̧̧̨̧̧̧̨̡̡̧̡̡̢̨̡̢̧̨̡̧̢̡̛̛̛̦̫͈̫̜̯̠͎͉͎̳̗̖̹̭̣̼͕̣̤̯̦̰̫̮̖̗̳̺̠͕̜̙̼̭̯̭͖̼̫̹͍̺̼͔̟͔̻̯̻͍̱̤̫̹̪͈̗̩̭̰̞͕̲̠̼͉̙̪̳͚̪̬͙͎̳̮̻̺͚̼̟̫̻̫͉̪͙̹͉͙̱͕̱̭̭̼̗̩͕̲͇̠͈͔͚͎̩̗̳͓̩͇̹̞̳̙̞̜͖̰̙͎̳̭̜̦͇̦̲͚͖̞͚̦̳͉̦̟̰͔̺̩̞͖̜̞͉̩̱͎͔̘̳̗͔̲͓͚̫̝͗̂̍̐̊̄̆͋̎̄́̆́̂̋̈́̊͆͑̿̂͒̈́͒̊̊̌̃͗̾̇̈́̇̍͊͋͑͒͊͆̀͛͐̅̓̈̉̔̉͑̀̿̍́̑͐͒͒̽̾̓̽͒̈́͆̈̏̈́̌̐̾̍̾̒͑͋̑͂͌̍͆͆̐̈́̽̄͑̃̋͘̕͘͘̚̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅ ̵̧̧̧̨̢̡̧̨̨̧̨̛̛̛͈̙̞̫̱̭̻̝͎̮͈͈̥̪̥̻̦̮̪̳̮̱̜̺̤̦̳̤̜̦̭͕͎̫̠̜̹̯̼̙̙̬̙̟̝̱̹̳͉̹̯̗̥̗̠͙͇͇͕͉̯͎̦̘̻̰̲̭̤̗̱̤̤͇͓̼̦͍̱̼̻͓̭͈͎̳̖̳̪͓͖͇̖͉̞̗̞͚͓̩͖̭͍̙̱̼͓̩̻̻̤͉͍͇̥̹̜̤͇̮̼̮͖̪͈̘͎͔͚̤͓̙̞̞̙͎̫̠̼͈̼̞̱͙̬͔̙͍̮̫͔̦͚͎̰͖͇̲͖̳̺̥͍͚̘͍̥͔̻͚̫̦͎͉̰̯͇̼̜̳̫͚͕̝̘̜̬̯̪̲̟͇͕̤́̈́̍̓̊͛̎̆́͑̾̃͋̐̀̋́̈́͐̈́̽̇̓̈́̾͑̎̔̽͗̄̂̊̐̃̅̀͑̓͆͌͋̋͐͂̒́̂̄̐̓̈́̇̈̓̌̍́̃̊̽̊͂̃̓̉̿̂̽̄̓̓̅̉̄̍̎̋̓͊̒̈́͒͋̒́̂̄͛͊̀̈́̀̃̈́̑̈̓̂͗̎̾̈́̔͆̍̄͗͗̓̀̑̇̊̓̓̒̓͒̐̀̒͐̒̈́́̑̎͋̅̽̍̀͆̈̽̀̆̃̑͑̾̇́̑̓̃͛̆̌͐́̋̋̋̒̉́́͐̂̃͘̕̚͘̚͘̕͘̚̚̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅĮ̴̡̧̛̛̛̛̛̱̬̰̳̻̮͍̰̠̝͍͎͈͈̭̯͔̼̗̹̜̦̱̞͔̻̮͙̮͉̺̺̦̮̺̥̗̳͈̹̺̯̠͙͕̘̺͙̓̿͋̂̐̑͒̌̅̿͐̆̈̈́̑̏̾͑̑̓̍̊̈́̏̆̑̏͆͋̋̐̈́̈́̏̿̆͊͗̍̄͒̂̾̀̌̒͑̽̍̀̆̔͑̀̑͗̂̆͋͒̌̇͌̐͆̇̂̈̌̓͛͊̀̇̈́͐̒̌̂̍̎͛̾̎̔̃̉̉͊̋̔̓̔̐͌͂̑͂̌̀̅̓́̆͒́̂̽̂͒́͑̿́͌́̍͛̄͐͒́̈̂̊̒̌͒͛̒͆̈́̋͆͛̉̓͐̏̇̅̍̔͒̓̐̔̐̿̈͂̎̂̆̎̈́̑͗͂́̿̉̇̈́̉̒̓̈́̍̈́̌̾̿͋̈̐̈́̋̑̍̿̎̒͗͐̎̿̐̂͐̂̐̑̉͋̄͂̂̈̈́̽̏̈̏̈̓͂͂̉̈̾̇͌̓̋̾͆̒̇̊̋͒̔̑̎̔́̋͑͋͑̃̚̚̚̚̚͘̚͘̕̕̕̚͠͝͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̢̡̢̛̳͉̬͈͍͈͍̪̦̲̣̪̬̯͍̻̻̗̮̟̣̥̗͔̻̰͕͕̩͖̻̞̤͕̩̪̙͍͕̪͈̪̠̖̪̩̻̪̏̒̋͐͑̔̉̀̍̃̽͌̎͂͊̓͌̎̓̆̋͑͛̇̓͌͐̋̇̾́͊̾̑̍͘͝͝͝͝Ŗ̸̧̢̢̡̨̨̨̡̡̡̨̡̨̡̢̨̨̢̢̛̛͕̙̫͎̤̪̻̥͇̫̘̱̣̯̯̲̭̳̗̯̬͔̰̠̜̼̗̮͈͈͚̺̻̻͚̳̮͕͉̭̣̩̫͉̩͚̖̻̣͕̬̤̖̳̦̖̦̙͉̘̩̱̺̳͓̝̲̗̜̳͓̰͚̬̯͇̲̠͈̯̟̳̼̣̯͍̞͙̩͍͙͎̥̬̳̮͎͙͖͙̺̺̱̤͙̹̥̳̠̝̠̯͈͉̹̲͓̣͚̻̫̮̱̯̹͎̱̘̗̺̻̣̼̙̮͉͍̺̣̪̖͓̬̳̥̩̟̻͓̘̤͎̰͔͙̥̦̠̻̬̞̜͖̞̝͕̳̪̺͍̰͓͈͔̘̭͙͓͉̱̣̟̙̬̠͉̺̖̱̜͇̳͍̬̬̰͎͚̺̮̟̥͙͓̙̤͍͚̣̣̥̠̼̘͚̹̉́̀͊̇̌͛̔̔͌̋͐͗̾́̍̀̀̓̓͛͗̏̊̀̄̾̃̚̚͘͘͜͜͜ͅͅ ̸̢̡̨̧̢̛̛̛̛̛͕̤̦͖̹̘̠͎͇͈̤̟̩̹̩͓͕͈̭̩̲̼͓̼̺͈͚̰̖̲̪͚͖̂̐̆̈́̃͋̓̾͌͌́͆̾̆͊̾̈́̉͐̃̀̍̆̀̊̍̈́͋͌͌͊̑͂̍̎̎̔̋̍̋̃͊͆͑̆́̅͑̄̄͊͊͐̏̓̉͛̒͆̉̆̈́̋̎̐̂́̉̄̂͑̌̀͛̈̅͊̒̒͑̒̉͌͛̄́̓̍̀̀̎͋̽̇̇͊̽͂̽̀̔́̓̈́̿̓̂͛͑̂̊̒͌͆̋̓̀̈́̅̅̄́͗̔̀͛͆͊͒͛́̉̈́͊͂͂̋̀̍̄̌͑́̈͐̈́̒͂̏̆̋̈́̈́͐̈́́͌̈́͌̔̈́͐́̃̄̋̾̓̉́͗͂́̈͒̓̈̒̈̆͐̐̆̊̊͛̈̐͗̒̽͆͗̉̀̌͊̾͗̈́̉̃̾͋̕̕̕͘̕̚̚̕̚̕̕͘̚̕̕͘̕̕̕̕̕̕͘͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠Ļ̷̨̡̡̛͙̲̹̬͈͎̜̠̞̰̝̦̦͚̻̯̜̺̼͕̖̙̪͓̱͇͍̜̲̺̩̲̘͇͍̻̠͔̦͉͓͚̥͖͙̪̫̱̺͎̯̙̰̬̻̪̖͙͔̝̺͕͚̟͖̦̘̪̝̘͆͑͛͌̾́͂̈́͋̈́̊̐̓͑̋͒͑͊͊͑̌̓̓́͊̒̒̐̏̎̂̿̽̉̋̂̀̋͐̆̈̇̉͊̽͋̄̄͂̓̌͗͗͛̈́̇̈́̒̒̌́̿̀̆̾̆̋̔̃͘͘̚͘͘͜͜͝͝͠͠ͅ - -

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night

Cuz I wanna drill inside of you

You are the reason why i lost no nut november

Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate

or why do I feel like I'm doing threesome when we have sex?

cause all I wanna do is get in a tub with you

Coz I can't afford you

Because you are the best a man can get!