Wedding Pick up lines

The best Wedding pick up lines

your wedding will be amazing,

but the y is silent ;)
👤︎ u/an0maly19
📅︎ Nov 30
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You remind of a wedding ring

cause I want to stick my finger in you
📅︎ Nov 17
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You have to attend my wedding when I get married...

because the wedding can't go on without the bride
👤︎ u/nahcekimcm
📅︎ Mar 29
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You have to attend my wedding when I get married...

cuz a wedding can't go on without a bride
📅︎ Jul 16
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Until you the Maid of Honour for your wedding

Would you like to go out with the best man?
👤︎ u/jainutsav
📅︎ May 28
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Are you the like button on PewDiePie's wedding video?

Because I want to smash you.
👤︎ u/1tzLenny
📅︎ Aug 28
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Are you a plate at a greek wedding?

Cause I'd smash
👤︎ u/PostmansPat
📅︎ Dec 24
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I swear i recognrecognise you from somewhere

Our wedding photos
👤︎ u/DiggiWorme
📅︎ Jul 19
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The girl with no name

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.
📅︎ Apr 23
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