Half Pick up lines

The best Half pick up lines

I heard the mom is only half as pretty as the daughter.

Im guessing your mom is a supermodel.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dremiXXX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Stop searching for the other half, you are not the half

Coz you are the one
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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If I had to rate you out of 10

You'd be a 9 anna half - a pun pickup for girls named anna
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EviL-FeaR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Are you the nation of Czechoslovakia?

Because I want to split you in half
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billy-joels-dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Damn girl, are you a blender?

Because I want to put a baby in you. (This was my go-to Tinder pickup line for 2 years, and I used it on my current girlfriend. We've been together for a year and a half now.)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tsmi196
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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Do you find glass half empty or half full ??

Well, I just can't take my eyes off from u beautiful !!!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_amstan_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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What would you like on your half of the pizza?

... (30 minutes into chatting with her a pizza actually shows up)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HHamdanOTT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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You look like a upside down half pig half human hybrid with bad hygene

Hi im bob
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ukeacreator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Otters hold hands,when they drift off to sleep,

Wanna be my otter half?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tamanna_45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Your body is a temple.

But viewing it from the outside is only half the fun. May I explore the interior?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gamer8321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Hey girl, are you friday 13th ?

Because half of the people are afraid of you and the other half doesn’t care about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lupa710
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

Because you’re half my universe
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dee-Pac-Man
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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β€œHey what ethnicity are you?”

β€œHalf Korean half White” β€œOh really? Because I thought you were just 100% hot”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/51percent-asian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Hey girl can I kill you?

Because then half of global warming will get fixed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/divyaaaaaaaaaam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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If your having a migraine

I can only see half of your face, but you’re still just as beautiful.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LostSerentiy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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What nickname do you give a short Italian guy whos favorite film is rocky?

Italian pony , because like pony's im half the size but twice as fun to ride.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/santino1987
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Does nobody else think pick up lines using someones name is an awful idea?

It's about half the stuff on this sub, and honestly either the person has heard it before, or it will be unnoriginal and boring.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/egasseMneddiH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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"Pick up lines for... [insert gender/name here]?" posts need to be banned.

Not that I've really ever posted here rather than lurked but there's more of these posts taking up the front page and recent posts than actual pick up lines. Half of these posts don't get get comments. It's ridiculous... No idea if the mods are active still or not but that needs to be addressed I think. The actual pick up lines are just getting more and more buried. Something needs to be done to fix that. :/
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SocietyOfHeathens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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Sure Win Pick Up Line

My penis is half an inch.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PajamamanGaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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