Wine Pick up lines

The best Wine pick up lines

Homeruns are fun, so is fine wine

May I be the one Since you're already a nine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FR0STBURNER
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Jesus turned water into wine

May I turn you into mine?πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ₯Ί
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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I like my girls like my wine

Sweet and 18 years old.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/locus0016
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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If jesus turns water into wine

Could I turn you into mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/T_eefus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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I like my women like my wine

Aged to perfection (I know the one about β€œ12 years old and in my basement” its funny, but terrible to use on women)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IRerth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_meme_memes
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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I like my women like I like wine

7 years old and trapped in a cellar in my basement
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMemeGod13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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Jesus can turn water into wine

But I’d like to make you mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tallasiand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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Roses are red, so is wine...

I'll be the six and you'll be the nine~
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/h0es_pr0v0ked
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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Are you a glass of wine,

Cause I want to taste you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Top_Ingenuity
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Jesus can turn water into wine

But I can turn you into mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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Ur lips are like wine 😍,

And I want to get drunk !
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ouihrani
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Are you a wine or whisky person?

Girl: I like vodka and gin. but gin is my favorite Boy: Girl you can't ima**GIN**e what I'll do to you tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rblorov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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If Jesus could turn water into wine

It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jonahlife
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Hey do you like wine?

They most likely say yes, you answer with: Damn I can tell, cause you look fine as red wine and twice as mellow πŸ˜‰ Not my own original pickup line but it works
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blinkyblinky420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Jesus turned water into wine, Im just tryna turn you into mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KlutzChingSter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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Cheesiest pickup line

Damn girl, you look Gouda! But you'd look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I'm not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese. Have had a recent swing of success with this on tinder...good luck!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamchristmas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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