Mango Pick up lines

The best Mango pick up lines

Roses are red, mangoes are yellow.

7 billion people, but only you make me feel so mellow.
📅︎ Nov 04
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Say, hypothetically, you was a mango stig, and I was an emotionally conflicted junior with a dying tiktok account...

Would u lemme hit?
👤︎ u/bruh_chain
📅︎ Jun 07
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Hey girl, do you like mango?

Because you make a man go crazy!
👤︎ u/izhanahmad
📅︎ Jan 17
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Hey can I ask a rhetorical question?

If ud be born a fruit, what kind of fruit whould you be and why? /i/ idk a mango maybe, cuz Im really sweet on the inside/i/ Ok cool I like mangos /I/ what fruit would you be?/i/ I'd be a passion fruit. Do you know why? /I/ oh I know! Is it because ur really passionate on the inside?/i/ No it's because my balls are filled with a lot of seed!
👤︎ u/rcharzz
📅︎ Sep 04
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Are you using mango shampoo?

Because you're making this man go crazy
📅︎ Feb 28
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