Arse Pick up lines

The best Arse pick up lines

Roses are red, your arse is immaculate...

If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.

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👤︎ u/beancrumb

📅︎ Jun 11

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imma have to arrest you for arson

cos that arse on you is too fire

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👤︎ u/wongdadong

📅︎ Oct 14

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You're like my homework...

I can't be arsed to do you ;)

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👤︎ u/DennisIsAWierdo

📅︎ May 20

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