Spill Pick up lines

The best Spill pick up lines

*Spills water on lady*

I see you're quite wet, I tend to have that effect on women.
👤︎ u/Revibes
📅︎ Nov 15
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Girl are you a spilled drink?

Cause I wanna slurp you up after you empty yourself.
📅︎ Apr 04
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going out with you is like spilling water

i always got so wet that we end up removing my clothes.
👤︎ u/bueduelord
📅︎ Oct 15
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
📅︎ Jul 19
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Hey girl are you the Vietnamese countryside

Because I want to spill a hot sticky load on you
📅︎ Sep 10
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