Band Pick up lines

The best Band pick up lines

Do you have a band-aid?

Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
👤︎ u/BigMikeEppy
📅︎ Dec 27
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Do you have a band-aid?

Cause I hurt my leg when I fell for you.
👤︎ u/not_lunalovegood
📅︎ Sep 12
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Baby if we were in a band

You'd be the guitarist because you pluck my heart strings (First post here :)
👤︎ u/Prehistoric_Walnut
📅︎ Aug 03
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Are you from the band "PUBLIC"?

Coz I wanna "MAKE YOU MINE".
👤︎ u/raun_adams
📅︎ Jul 25
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Hey girl, are you a part of a Nu-Metal band?

Cause you give me a Limpbizkit
👤︎ u/antonygrozer
📅︎ May 17
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Hey, I need a Band-Aid...

Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
👤︎ u/TheRealJesus12251
📅︎ Sep 07
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Are you a southern three-banded armadillo?

cus u look like an armadillo species found in parts of northern Argentina, southwestern Brazil, Paraguay, and Bolivia, at elevations from sea level to 770 m (2,530 ft).
👤︎ u/JamesWeber2020
📅︎ Oct 08
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Hey, do you have a band aid?

I skinned my knee when I fell for you...
👤︎ u/CyclopsWasRight7
📅︎ May 27
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Do you have a Band-Aid?

I scraped my knee falling for you. 😍
👤︎ u/retna246
📅︎ Jun 27
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Hey girl, you remind me of the band Korn.

Her: what? Me: cause I want you to be my freak on a leash
👤︎ u/I-am-the-hype-1988
📅︎ Jun 08
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Roses are red, I don't care if you're trans

If you give me the puss, I'll give you the bands
👤︎ u/Red_The_Thirteenth
📅︎ Feb 15
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"Excuse me, do you have a band-aid I can use?"

Because I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
👤︎ u/ConfusedVexation
📅︎ Nov 22
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*Trip & fall on purpose, then get up..*

You: Hey do you have a Band Aid? Because I just fell for you.
👤︎ u/savagecheefer
📅︎ Nov 14
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Hey girl are you a natural disaster?

No. Are you sure, because you are an apocalypse waiting to happen. Tip: You can use it if she is into the band Cigarettes after Sex.
👤︎ u/viking_adiii
📅︎ Nov 03
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For a special Latino in your life ;)

"Damn girl, are you a mariachi band? Because you're banned in my country."
👤︎ u/goopynoodles
📅︎ Jul 28
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