Peninsula Pick up lines

The best Peninsula pick up lines

Are you hurricane Irma?

Because I feel my peninsula being sucked in
👤︎ u/aragog45
📅︎ Sep 08
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Are you the Mediterranean Sea?

Because I want to stick my Italian Peninsula in you
👤︎ u/ZAWGURN
📅︎ Sep 16
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