Crook Pick up lines

The best Crook pick up lines

Hey girl, you notice this crook in my forearm?

Because your pelvic floor is definitely going to.

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👤︎ u/omgsiriuslyzombi

📅︎ Jul 05

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Hey girl, is your father a horseman?

Her: why, because i have crooked legs? Me: no because you have a horse face

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👤︎ u/someweirdbanana

📅︎ Jul 20

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