Crook Pick up lines

The best Crook pick up lines

Hey girl, you notice this crook in my forearm?

Because your pelvic floor is definitely going to.
📅︎ Jul 05
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Hey girl, is your father a horseman?

Her: why, because i have crooked legs? Me: no because you have a horse face
📅︎ Jul 20
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