Beating Pick up lines

The best Beating pick up lines

Hey Girl, I hate rap songs that everyone seems to enjoy nowadays. The muic was much better when John Lennon was beating his wife.

📅︎ Dec 17
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I think I need a health insurance

Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating
📅︎ Aug 09
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I wish I was an Octopus 🐙

So then I would have two more hearts beating for you 💕 - Day 8
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 12
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Please visit me at my grave...

So my heart can start beating again 💓 - Day 21
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 25
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Please visit me when I die

So my heart can start beating again.
👤︎ u/dyey_ahr
📅︎ Jul 13
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Roses are red, my balls are blue

I love beating my meat to you
👤︎ u/datboisamu
📅︎ Apr 20
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
📅︎ Nov 08
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