Holes Pick up lines

The best Holes pick up lines

You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke they only wash their balls after 18 holes
👤︎ u/HUNTERBlDEN
📅︎ Feb 16
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Are you a construction suite?

Because it appears that you’ve got some holes that need to be filled with CEMENt
👤︎ u/Madpenguin2006
📅︎ Jan 10
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Hey girl are you bowling ball

Because you have 3 holes I want to stick my 3 fingers in
👤︎ u/LukeCole1
📅︎ Nov 12
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Damn girl, are you cheese?

Because I want to put my meat in all your holes
👤︎ u/stinus06
📅︎ Sep 14
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Are you a golf course

Because I wanna get it in all of your holes
👤︎ u/my-username2
📅︎ Jun 12
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Hey babe, are you a swiss cheese?

Cuz, I am intrigued by holes on you
👤︎ u/kutayoncuyilmaz
📅︎ Apr 14
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Hey babe are you a p type semiconductor

Cuz I'd like to fill your holes with electrons from my n type semiconductor
👤︎ u/Furystar1703
📅︎ Jan 28
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you know what you and cheese has in common?

you both have holes i wanna eat
👤︎ u/hannah-pandah
📅︎ Mar 16
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Are you a bowling ball

Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes
👤︎ u/Lighght3000
📅︎ Mar 07
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Are you a violin... because

A.) you got mad curves B.) I’d finger you any day C.) i wanna make some sound from your f holes
👤︎ u/xrmsa
📅︎ Feb 23
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Girl, are you a chain link fence?

Cause I want to put my dong in your holes.
👤︎ u/Ehtan11
📅︎ Dec 02
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Are you a pool table?

cause' I'd love to get my balls inside your holes uwu
👤︎ u/CallmeIrrelavant
📅︎ Oct 30
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to put my fingers in your holes.
👤︎ u/Theunknown386
📅︎ May 12
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Hey girl. Are you a pool table?

Because I want to thrust my balls into your holes.
👤︎ u/Naomeme
📅︎ Jun 18
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Are you a gap between the floor and wall of my house?

Cause I want to stick my caulk in your holes.
👤︎ u/Lolrainbowcat
📅︎ May 11
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