Oxygen Pick up lines

The best Oxygen pick up lines

Are you yttrium, oxygen, uranium, rhenium, copper, and tellurium?

Because ³⁹Y ⁸O ⁹²U ⁷⁵Re ²⁹Cu ⁵²Te
📅︎ Nov 18
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Are you the reaction between methane and oxygen?

Because you can combust deez nuts any day ✌️🤪
👤︎ u/ratticus69
📅︎ Dec 01
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Are you the oxygen to my hydrogen?

'cause when we are together, we get wet.
👤︎ u/nicekid4815
📅︎ Oct 25
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Hey girl, are you made of Hydrogen, Oxygen, Radon and Yttrium

Cos you make me HORnY
👤︎ u/nazi_hentai
📅︎ Oct 19
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Hey girl, do you have Hydrogen, Oxygen and Tennessine?

If not, I have the HOTs for you
👤︎ u/Rangast316
📅︎ Oct 21
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Hey girl, are you oxygen?

Cuz i would literally die if i were separated from you for long enough...
📅︎ Aug 06
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Hey girl, do you have an oxygen mask?

Because you just took my breath away
👤︎ u/MegaBoiXD
📅︎ Sep 12
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Are you a red blood cell?

Because you take the oxygen from my lungs and bring it to my heart :)
📅︎ Dec 29
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Hey girl are you hydrogen

Because that would make oxygen because we got chemistry
📅︎ Oct 21
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I should have packed an extra tank of oxygen

because you took my breath away (stole this from r/wholesomememes)
👤︎ u/BfreakingD
📅︎ Mar 25
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Hey girl, are you the Amazon

Cuz youre 20% of my oxygen
📅︎ Aug 26
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