Bible Pick up lines

The best Bible pick up lines

Hey girl, are you the Bible?

Because, I'll misprint everything you say to fit my needs.
👤︎ u/imafroon
📅︎ Jul 17
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Hey girl, I was just reading the book of Numbers..

Hey girl, I was just reading the books of Numbers (from the Bible) and I realised .. I didn’t have yours. (Worked out for me at church)
👤︎ u/matt_kann
📅︎ Jan 16
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Hey I was reading the Bible the other day...

I got to the Book of Numbers and realised that yours Was missing
👤︎ u/kanalolidragonp
📅︎ Nov 30
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The bible says your body is a temple...

Good thing I'm a heathen because I intend to desecrate that temple.
👤︎ u/Choatez
📅︎ Nov 29
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