An oldy but one of my favorites!
I could sing my ABC's to you
A because you're Attractive
B because you're beautiful
C because you're confident
E because you're exciting
G because you're great
H because you're hot
I because you're intelligent
J because you're just perfect
K because you're kind
L because you're lovely
M because I miss u when gone
N because you're nice
O because you're outstanding
P because you're particular
Q because you're a Queen
R because you're ravishing
S because you're stellar
T because you're terrific
U because you're unique
V because you're vivacious
W because you're wonderful
X because you're xenodochial
Y because you're yummy
Z because you're zestful
Punchline when they see there is no D or F is I can give you the D later because you're so F**kable.