Spread Pick up lines

The best Spread pick up lines

Are you the projected spread of the coronavirus?

Because your curves are anything but flat
👤︎ u/gephartzachary
📅︎ Aug 07
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Roses are red, lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 11
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Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

So immature but it makes me fucking laugh 😂
👤︎ u/BuBuBangLikeFeeky
📅︎ Aug 10
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Are you the projected spread of Coronavirus?

Because your curves are anything but flat.
👤︎ u/viviverma
📅︎ Aug 27
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Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

Cause your curves are anything but flat.
👤︎ u/CranberryKidney
📅︎ Mar 17
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Girl, are you a rumor

Cuz I am gonna spread you
👤︎ u/simo-baka
📅︎ Feb 11
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Just heard the word of the day is "legs"

How about we go back to my place and spread the word? ;)
👤︎ u/mmm_zenuggs
📅︎ Feb 06
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Damn people really spreading corona virus huh

Im just trynna spread your cheeks
👤︎ u/waituika69
📅︎ Apr 11
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The word of the day is 'Legs'.

Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
👤︎ u/akashkarvi
📅︎ Sep 18
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Hey girl are you a bed sheet?

because I wanna spread you all over tonight.
👤︎ u/thedopeindian
📅︎ Jan 27
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is buttcheeks one word?

or should i spread yours apart
👤︎ u/111vansh
📅︎ Jan 10
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Today’s word of the day is Your Legs

Today’s word of the day is your legs so let’s go back to my house and spread the word.
👤︎ u/leoseezn
📅︎ Dec 29
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Your legs are like an Oreo...

Because I want to spread them apart and eat what’s in between
👤︎ u/JbGamez04
📅︎ Nov 29
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Hey girl are you Nivea SPF 50?

Cause I wanna spread you all over my face when we go out!
👤︎ u/Lego_murderer
📅︎ Jan 15
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Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

Ahaha
👤︎ u/BuBuBangLikeFeeky
📅︎ Oct 07
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Damn girl are you butter

cuz i wanna spread you
👤︎ u/ilikecats167
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hey girl are you a mold?

Because I don't want you spread.
👤︎ u/Nikolass1000
📅︎ Dec 27
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Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them apart?
👤︎ u/tonesemi
📅︎ Dec 04
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I like my girls how I like my covid

19, takes my breath away and easily spread UK btw
👤︎ u/djnash31
📅︎ Nov 05
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Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.
👤︎ u/SemperFalluntIocis
📅︎ Aug 20
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Damn girl, are your legs butter?

Because I'd like to spread them ;)
👤︎ u/R0n33
📅︎ Oct 26
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Hey girl, are you stage 4 cancer?

Because I want to spread it all over your body
👤︎ u/LagRag
📅︎ Oct 09
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The word of the day is “legs”

Let’s go back to my place and spread the word
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jul 03
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Oh fuck yes! Spread it.

I hear today’s word is ‘leg’. Spread the word.
👤︎ u/Thred_Blueper
📅︎ Oct 03
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Girl you're like a book...

Cause I want to spread you open and get lost inside - Day 58
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 03
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Wanna play Coronavirus?

Wanna play Coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?
👤︎ u/Adam_Scott20
📅︎ Sep 23
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Are you made out of butter ?

Cause I wanna spread your cheeks
👤︎ u/rapiseg
📅︎ Sep 03
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Roses are red, lemons are sour

Spread those legs and gimme an hour.
👤︎ u/cidamgus
📅︎ Jul 10
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Are your legs made of Nutella?

Coz I'd like to spread them.
👤︎ u/humoursly_weird
📅︎ Sep 04
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Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour - Day 93
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 08
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Roses are Red, My dog has rabies,

spread your legs so we can make some babies
👤︎ u/duomaximillian
📅︎ Aug 19
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Girl, are you Covid-19?

Coz you're spreading positivity
👤︎ u/lifereviews
📅︎ Jul 22
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I like my women how I like my Covid

19 and easily spread
👤︎ u/BabaYaga17
📅︎ Apr 21
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Do I owe you some money?

Cos I’ll spread it like peanut butter jelly
👤︎ u/--starlord---
📅︎ Aug 08
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Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them apart for you?
👤︎ u/ZZiyan_11
📅︎ Apr 18
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Hey girl are you cold butter?

Cause I'm gonna spread you hard tonight at 3am
👤︎ u/dinesssh21
📅︎ Jun 14
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The word of the day is legs.

Come back to my place, and we can spread the word
👤︎ u/MegaSerperior12
📅︎ Jul 03
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I like my girls how I like my Corona virus

19 and easily spread.
👤︎ u/cormacthewalrus
📅︎ May 07
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Are you peanut butter?

Cuz I wanna spread you
👤︎ u/xXn00bslayerXx420
📅︎ Feb 16
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Hey girl are you peanut butter?

Because I want to spread you
👤︎ u/makatich
📅︎ Mar 30
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In order to be classified as peanut butter,

peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?
👤︎ u/Shipper0007
📅︎ May 24
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Baby, are you the Covid virus?

Are you 19 and easy to spread?
👤︎ u/dieselVeasel
📅︎ Mar 21
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I wish you were a puzzle...

So I could spread you out on the table and then leave you unfinished. 🧩
👤︎ u/theinTIMidator
📅︎ May 12
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Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?

Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
👤︎ u/jeanettevee093
📅︎ Apr 02
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Hey girl, are your legs made of Nutella/peanut butter...

Cause I’d love to spread em
👤︎ u/Straycat43
📅︎ May 02
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Girl are you tablighi jamaat

Cuz all I see is you spreading Islam and not your legs
👤︎ u/DesiLilP
📅︎ Apr 10
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Woah girl, you must be COVID-19

Coz I'd love to see you spread
👤︎ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
📅︎ Apr 03
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Let me be the Italy to your corona

Just like how Italians stole corona and spread it around , imma steal you and spread you;)
👤︎ u/sreejith30
📅︎ Mar 12
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I think I have Coronavirus.

Wanna come over to my place and spread it?
👤︎ u/McNoKnows
📅︎ Mar 23
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Damn girl, I'm like the christian crusaders and your legs are like the good word of Jesus

cuz i wanna spread it by any means necessary
👤︎ u/EtheDemon
📅︎ Feb 28
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I like my girls like my Coronavirus

19 and easily spread
👤︎ u/Cwmbach
📅︎ Mar 15
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Hey, are you the corona to my common man?

Cause damn girl, I don’t mind spreading it
👤︎ u/dhasnk
📅︎ Apr 03
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Are your legs Nutella

Cause i would love to spread them...... On bread after i sacrifice them to the demon sith lord....
👤︎ u/DustyMage
📅︎ Feb 16
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Are you the coronavirus?

Cuz I wanna spread you ;)
👤︎ u/ogmoh
📅︎ Feb 29
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Hey girl are you a chair?

Cause I want you on all fours with your legs spread apart
👤︎ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
📅︎ Nov 11
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Hey girl are you communism....

Cause I wanna spread you.......
👤︎ u/GHOST_PRAJ
📅︎ Oct 04
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are your legs butter?

because i want to spread them
👤︎ u/princesstwix1067
📅︎ Jan 25
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Are your legs made of Nutella?

Because I want to spread them.
👤︎ u/SLENDERMAN1969
📅︎ Oct 23
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Hey girl, are you butter?

Because I want to spread you
👤︎ u/chanandlerbong369
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hey girl are you Communism....

Cause I wanna spread you...
👤︎ u/GHOST_PRAJ
📅︎ Sep 23
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Are you some string cheese

Because I’m trinna spread you
👤︎ u/G-Fuelsmoker
📅︎ Dec 21
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Is your buttcheeks spelt with one word?

Cause I wanna spread them apart!
👤︎ u/sumanthkulkarni
📅︎ Nov 26
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Hey, are you shaving cream?

Because you could spread yourself on my face later tonight.
👤︎ u/kztr
📅︎ Nov 07
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Word of the day is legs...

Why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?
👤︎ u/akassh14
📅︎ Mar 17
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Are you a slice of bread

Coz I wanna spread some mayo over you
👤︎ u/NielDown
📅︎ Jul 28
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I'm Moses and your legs are the Red Sea

I'm gonna be spreading them today
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Jul 07
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Are your legs Nutella?

'Cause I wanna spread em
👤︎ u/Dr_Peps1
📅︎ Jan 19
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Hey girl, are your legs a religion

Cos I wanna spread them as far and wide as possible.
👤︎ u/Darkathion890
📅︎ May 28
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The word of the day is legs

Now let’s go back to my place and spread the word
👤︎ u/cakecatto
📅︎ Nov 09
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Girl asked for a cheesy pickup line:

"Are you made of Philadelphia, cause I'd love to spread you" - good enough to be abnormal?😂
👤︎ u/JimmyNationZz
📅︎ Apr 23
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