Blood Pick up lines

The best Blood pick up lines

if you were blood, you would be A+

Cause you're my type
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/im_not_inevitable
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Are you a red blood cell?

Because you take the oxygen from my lungs and bring it to my heart :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blazedragon578
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Imagine if i were a vampire and you begged me for my blood (TVD)

so if i cut my dick, would you still- suck- it? to be a vampire??
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashutthefuckup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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I just got caught by the police.

They found, in my blood samples, a drug called YOU , girl. The police department is Horny police.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine9ten10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Roses are red, violets are blue

One day we’ll cruise down blood gulch Avenue
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DingusTickler007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Is your blood group AB+?

Because you sure are my type.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Your_post_not_good
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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i just found out my blood type

you’re my type
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/princesstwix1067
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Mountains are Stone Hills are Mud

Ill eat you out even if theres a little blood
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shmoe132
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Whats your blood group?

Because you totally seem to be my type!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpotlessMindWitch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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Hey babygirl, are you an anglerfish

because you light up the way my dark world... ...and I want to bite onto you and fuse my vital and reproductive organs and blood veins with yours before I die. Please, I don't have long!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PixelPenguinArtist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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My family has a history of high blood sugar.

But, I’ll still hang out with you even though your really sweet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SamGFilms
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Hey baby whats your Blood Type?

Cause i wanna know if i can give you my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/armnhammer12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Hey girl are you pizza?

Cause you're giving me high blood pressure. Really just wanted a follow up to the question "Are you pizza?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adderall_butter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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