Board Pick up lines

The best Board pick up lines

Are you a malfunctioning switch board?

Because I'm trying to create a spark between us.
👤︎ u/happy_anand
📅︎ Nov 05
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If I was a chess board...

I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
👤︎ u/Un_Known_Error
📅︎ Aug 06
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Damn girl, you're more than just snack

You're a whole char-cutie-rie board
👤︎ u/CDRom11
📅︎ Dec 01
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Hey girl are you a board

Because I want to get you hammered and nail you.
👤︎ u/daddyDankula69
📅︎ Oct 18
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Did you know I was a monopoly board?

So why don’t you and your friends play on me all night long?
👤︎ u/BobertSageet
📅︎ Aug 24
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Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you
👤︎ u/Meloxian
📅︎ Feb 14
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Roses are red violets are blue

How does some pizza and head board banging sound to you
👤︎ u/jimmer4dat
📅︎ Jan 01
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