Gravitational Pick up lines

The best Gravitational pick up lines

I think the gravitational constant changed from 9.8 to 98 when I saw you.

Because I'm falling for you.
👤︎ u/vishnuys
📅︎ Aug 31
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
📅︎ May 17
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