Bother Pick up lines

The best Bother pick up lines

She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...

I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/berdiaon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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I don't bother counting the dates we've been on.

that's because I can't count to infinity.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/coffinedude
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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How to approach girls at the gym?

I feel like picking up girls at the gym is the hardest thing to do, assuming most girls don't want to be bothered and can't hear you anyway with their headphones in. What is your move when trying to talk to girls at the gym?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chinqyyy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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Somethings been bothering me...

I think itโ€™s your pants, Iโ€™d bet it would be better if they came off.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/QuarterEights
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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For this one be sure to screenshot the โ€œnew contactโ€ screen, like putting a new number basically

โ€œSorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, itโ€™ll only take 2 seconds I promiseโ€ โ€œSureโ€ *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen* See if they give you their number ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GSubmissions
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28
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You like you need a man with a big cock!

Sorry to bother you then... (Lazy, I know, sorry)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Alex-xoxo666
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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Can we do something about this /u/javedjarwar19 guy?

At first I thought it was a joke, but this guy (or robot) /u/javedjarwar19 just keeps posting his trucks for rent in Dubai. Mods, can we ban this guy or something? Hate to be a bother, but it's rather annoying.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mindstorm89
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 21
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Are you an annoying fever?

Because you got me all hot and bothered
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/astaples313
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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For a voluptuous women

Sorry to bother you, but you must know the time because you're an hourglass.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Thewholeinyoursock
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 01
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I feel like a mosquito in August around you

Because Iโ€™ve got you hot and bothered.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HasSomeSelfEsteem
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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