Nuclear Pick up lines

The best Nuclear pick up lines

Are you an overheating nuclear reactor?

Cos I wanna stick my control rod in you
📅︎ Oct 21
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Damn, are you nuclear fission?

Cause you got my reactor goin
👤︎ u/Arvagon
📅︎ Feb 14
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Are you graphite from reactor no.4 of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in 1986?

Cuz ur hot af, damn
👤︎ u/kopega
📅︎ Jul 25
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Is your father a nuclear scientist?

Cause you're a whole atomic bomb
📅︎ Apr 30
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I must be a nuclear reactor

Because I need U
👤︎ u/Red_nl98
📅︎ Nov 22
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The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

and that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
👤︎ u/n8p15
📅︎ Feb 06
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Are you nuclear apocalypse?

Because I fallout
👤︎ u/kanspretsa
📅︎ May 12
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