Bottle Pick up lines

The best Bottle pick up lines

Are you a bottle of jenkem?

Because I like jenkem ;)
👤︎ u/frappoz123
📅︎ Nov 29
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You remind me of a green bottle

I wanna mount and do you.
👤︎ u/madmonkreborn
📅︎ Aug 11
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Damn girl are you a bottle of Heinz?

Because your insides are guaranteed to taste good
👤︎ u/alstrameria
📅︎ Jul 04
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Are you a fine bottle of merlot?

Cuz I want to watch you get old in my basement
👤︎ u/LordAlgor7
📅︎ Apr 26
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Hey girl, are you a water bottle?

Cause you're aqua*FINE*a
👤︎ u/MidgetPusher
📅︎ Jul 04
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Damn girl are you a bottle of bleach?

Cuz I'm thirsty for you.
👤︎ u/IRONCHEF06
📅︎ Apr 03
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Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

Because I’m gonna bang you for a while at the kitchen table.
👤︎ u/ccarron16
📅︎ Aug 24
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R u a bottle of bleach?

Cause I wanna drink ur juices
👤︎ u/cantfindusername10
📅︎ Mar 25
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Damn girl are you a bottle of flinstone gummy vitamins?

Because you're looking like a full snack.
👤︎ u/IRONCHEF06
📅︎ Apr 03
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are you a ketchup bottle?

'cause i wanna bang you till something comes out.
👤︎ u/bueduelord
📅︎ Nov 25
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Are you a water bottle?

'Cause you're aquaFINEa
👤︎ u/Shanedaboi42O
📅︎ Feb 26
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Damn are you an empty bottle on my shelf?

Cuz I wanna be a milkman and fill you all by myself
👤︎ u/maxolsen08
📅︎ Dec 20
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Are you a spray bottle

Because I could make you squirt with 1 finger
👤︎ u/lovelybootybandit
📅︎ Sep 22
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I need one related to bottled water please

Water bottles and / or their brands
👤︎ u/I_Gotta_Question_
📅︎ Mar 15
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I like my women like I like my grapes

Insides squeezed into a bottle and freshly born
👤︎ u/sarcasticbastard69
📅︎ Aug 25
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Hey you shouldn’t litter

You can put your plastic bottle in my recycling bin any time 😉
👤︎ u/Vanthesoupcan
📅︎ Feb 08
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Girl you resemble Christina Aguilera

And I got a genie in a bottle if you rub me the right way!!! Make a wish!!
👤︎ u/MarcusPhoenixx
📅︎ Oct 24
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My signature pick-up line...

“Are you a empty bottle?, Cuz I wanna fill you.”
👤︎ u/FastFurious011
📅︎ Jul 14
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