Bottom Pick up lines

The best Bottom pick up lines

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you're very hot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DubstepAndTrap
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CorrectUseofSoap
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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Hey girl are you SpongeBob?

Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 28
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Hey girl are you a gun?

Cause I wanna ram a long hard thing in your bottom
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that-one-guy-youknow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 09
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Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Desiree_Keto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 22
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Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop

And it is smokin
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DeedlesMcsteve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 13
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Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because youโ€™re hot and Iโ€™m getting nervous.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chemical_Taint
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 27
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Hey, are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because youโ€™re hot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OmgItzDJ
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 07
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Girl, are you a ravine?

Because I want to fall down on the bottom of you. Idk if it was good, first ever pickupline in my life.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JtL_92
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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Already got a hookup planned

" Call me spongebob because i want to visit your bikini bottom ;) "
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/J3rex
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause youโ€™re hot and Iโ€™m nervous
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kylethe_techguy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...

I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine? ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒน - Day 36
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09
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Damn girl, are you a beef roast?

Because that bottom round, well done.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ferdaaron
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28
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This is not a process that comes in one day. This is how I went about it. One thing you must do is to be constantly learning. Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation. You must be always questioning what they are saying donยดt just accept what they say at face value. Even experts have their own blind spots!! While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions. So how did I shift my paradigm? I was always curious. You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it. For me it was always about questioning. When I saw other behaviors, I asked: โ€œWhere am I doing that?" "Where am I acting like that?โ€ It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up. Until you bring it to your awareness!! Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask โ€œwhy should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal. Is there a way to see myself that is better? I Was always questioning myself and pushing. Donยดt assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it. Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing? What alternatives are there? What reality am I assuming to be true? For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard. Is it really? Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea? Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun. You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in. Instead of just thinking what โ€œdid I do wrong. I am so stupidโ€. You can think โ€œwhat was fun in this interaction?โ€ Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing. Are you always questioning yourself: โ€œWHY AM I DOING THIS?โ€ A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask โ€œWHYโ€ several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why. After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community. I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process. Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count. When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think. Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy. What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced. Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. Youโ€™re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more. You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift. When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results. Hope it was helpful Peace ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 07
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Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Y2KoNo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

*drops microphone*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tristanbacon1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10
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I know you are on top of your game most of the time

But with me, you would be on the bottom
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/13mario13
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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Hey baby you're hotter

Than the bottom of my laptop
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/justapenguin9724
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 30
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Hey girl are you bedrock?

Cause I wanna hit rock bottom.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Delayed_Dough
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 05
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