Much Pick up lines

The best Much pick up lines

You shouldnโ€™t love yourself too much...

Because thatโ€™s my responsibility.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tip-No_Good
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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Iโ€™ve got so much to do today

But Iโ€™d put you at the top of my list
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ChrisNumberz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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hey how much does a polar bear weigh?

enough to break the ice ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/imalexgrant
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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As much as I don't like playing with garbage,

I'll try not to play with your heart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sum-Dum-Fuk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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i love you this much:

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idk_and_idc27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 03
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How much does an elephant weigh?

Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is Bob.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/127--0--0--1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? ๐Ÿค”

They: No You: Enough to break the ice. Hi Iโ€™m Anirudh. =)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Anirudh760
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hritik_reddit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Do you know how much polar bears weigh?

Enough to break the ice. (yes I got this off Disney Channel)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WarriorForest
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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Hey girl, I donโ€™t know much about baking pies...

But you make my banana cream.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mjmurphy650
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 12
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I can't stay near you much

You seem too sweet and I'm diabetic.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CaptQurashi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened. EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BackAlleySurgeon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Iโ€™m sincerely amazed at how you people donโ€™t realize how much you are running this /sub with all your lame ass โ€œniceโ€ comments!

Play a video game if you want a high score EDIT: It took me to get really drunk to finally say this, but itโ€™s true
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NYRion7
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 12
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hey girl each strand of my hair is how much i love you

im bald btw lets break up
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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I love my bed too much...

But I would rather be in yours - Day 23
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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If your phone number was your net worth

How much would it be?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/T_eefus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, hi my name's (input your name)๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Crossfire69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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My Love for You is Like Diarrhea

Because I canโ€™t hold it in much longer.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chill_Samurai
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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My doctor said because of my diabetes, I can't have too much sweet

But you remind me today's my cheat day
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/eyebrowsus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

But they don't allow to bring your own snacks. Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HollowfiedNazgul
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 21
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Ride your girl as much as you ride your bike

Or ride me as much as you ride your bike. Depnds
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bearkaze
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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I bet you were denied entrance to hell

You're so hot that you must have bright up the temperature too much
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Honey_Bee_Baby
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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I need a pickpuline for my girlfriend that's kinda that's sexy but also not too much

Something with kissing?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thekingjoris
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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Are you on your period?

Because much like Moses, Iโ€™ll split the Red Sea.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XeroMMR
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, hello Iโ€™m Jacob
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JRLuto3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12
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How much did the Titanic weigh?

Enough to break the ice. What's up.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zhire653
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 05
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I don't really like science that much,

But Can I dock my rocket at your space station ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ป - Day 5
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Speedracer997
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 15
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Just enough to break the ice. Nice to meet you, I'm....
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mcfixstuff3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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Hey Girl, I hate rap songs that everyone seems to enjoy nowadays. The muic was much better when John Lennon was beating his wife.

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IAmGandalfff
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever. Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now. I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/accidental_escapist
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm:
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Poiema_Hiphop
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11
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Do you know much about bank loans/loans?

"No/kind of/why? "Oh, because you've (definitely?) got my interest"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/billtarrar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 27
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How much dirt is in a 1โ€ x 1โ€ x 2โ€ hole?

None, but it can have 1/5 of my dick in it if you want
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wgryphon12
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 10
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โ€œDo you know how much a polar bear weighs?โ€

Enough to break the ice...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Spaminator2000
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 06
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Do you cost way too much at a movie theatre?

Cause you lookin like a snack
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/oh_no_yikes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 01
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I donโ€™t like to eat out as much

But i donโ€™t mind eating you out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kevinroyv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 09
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I like sweet things, but the thing is

I think you're much sweeter than I initially thought
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/just_adhenz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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hey girl, are you GOOGLE CHROME ?

cuz you occupying way much memory in my head....
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dipesh_does_things
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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If you come over just know I am a horrible cook

I much rather eat out, itโ€™s my favorite thing to do
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JayURock4180
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 30
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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What's that on your face?

_Her: What?_ So much cuteness :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pussywithtushy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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I'm not much for boats

But I can see myself in a ship with you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TuttiFruttiBooty
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 31
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Did your mom every tell you that youโ€™re unbelievably beautiful

When I meet her I wanna be able to tell her how much I agree with her
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tapperlevi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16
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Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cptomgipwndu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 13
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01
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This is not a process that comes in one day. This is how I went about it. One thing you must do is to be constantly learning. Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation. You must be always questioning what they are saying donยดt just accept what they say at face value. Even experts have their own blind spots!! While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions. So how did I shift my paradigm? I was always curious. You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it. For me it was always about questioning. When I saw other behaviors, I asked: โ€œWhere am I doing that?" "Where am I acting like that?โ€ It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up. Until you bring it to your awareness!! Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask โ€œwhy should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal. Is there a way to see myself that is better? I Was always questioning myself and pushing. Donยดt assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it. Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing? What alternatives are there? What reality am I assuming to be true? For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard. Is it really? Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea? Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun. You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in. Instead of just thinking what โ€œdid I do wrong. I am so stupidโ€. You can think โ€œwhat was fun in this interaction?โ€ Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing. Are you always questioning yourself: โ€œWHY AM I DOING THIS?โ€ A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask โ€œWHYโ€ several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why. After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community. I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process. Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count. When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think. Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy. What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced. Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. Youโ€™re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more. You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift. When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results. Hope it was helpful Peace ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 07
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I thought of the stupidest pick up line while cooking a hot dog and I made myself laugh a little too much.

"Hey girl, you're fun sized and I'm bun sized, let's do something!"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 02
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

"Ummm... Enough to break the ice?" "What? No like 900 pounds."
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WubbaLubbaDubStep
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 05
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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. P.S. Sorry if this has been posted already my friend told me this today. :D
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bedrosian015
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13
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Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McGroon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 20
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The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

and that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/n8p15
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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Roses are red, there's a girl in blue

No matter how much I wander I'll come back to you
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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Hey girl are you a shit?

Because Iโ€™m admiring your as much as I can without touching
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that-one-guy-youknow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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Girl you're like my favorite spotify playlist...

No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you. - Day 11
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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I blame you for global warming

Cause your hotness is too much to handle
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thrivehi5
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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Are you a succulent plant?

Because aloe you vera much.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/skyydawgg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01
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Are you a rusty bike?

Because you squeak so much when I ride you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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hey girl are you my will to live?

Cause you really ainโ€™t much
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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Are you a rusty bike?

Cause you squeak so much whenever I ride you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Delittle99
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29
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Hey girl, are you a cookie?

โ€˜Cause when Iโ€™m around you too much, I get sick.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rubydubydo1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 27
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Hey girl do u smell that

It smells like upsexy What's up sexy Nothin much how bout you gorgeous
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cole0193929
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 19
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Yeet sign based and mainly for people already in a relationship but can be modified for otherwise

This is very much for memes but it works So say you are on a date with your bf or gf at the movie theatre. He goes to grab a piece of popcorn from the popcorn pile and you put your hand in and do the yeet sign (if you dont know it's this sign ๐Ÿ‘Œ) and if the boy says 'did you just get me?' Or anything of the sort just say 'I thought I already got you' If its for a pickup line you could say 'I'd love to get you tonight' or something.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ZladeBero
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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Don't be my Haley's comet.

Coz I don't have that much of patience to see you again.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sazal1892
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Girl are a student loan...

Cause how much do I have to repay you for sex last night?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SuperEdgeLorde
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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I think i need to know u better

I wanna know ur lips much better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Asakho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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