Slam Pick up lines

The best Slam pick up lines

girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Expensive_Session_92
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pheww_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Hey girl, you wanna play House?

You be the door, and I'll slam you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Much-Finance2568
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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What's the difference between you and the brakes on this car?

I already slammed the brakes on this car today.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mitcheson555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chrisvidal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the table and do you all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/akashkarvi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have. 2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NedtheDuck5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Hey girl are you a door?

Because you are aDOORable......... and I wanna slam you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dino0801
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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Hey girl, let's play house...

Where you are the door and I'll slam you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mufreezy10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Do you want to play house?

You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Evan_Johnson01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Hey girl are you my homework?

Because I'll slam you on the table and do you all night...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/natedebait24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redditisbootiful
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Homework can be stressful

You're like my homework. I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kushaljain_27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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When she says voting is sexy...

And her nickname is Dottie. DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/H0L3PUNCH
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NickGarcia19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Damn girl, are you my homework?

Because I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpicyBrownBean9X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Are You My Homework...

Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OJ-Bronco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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hey bb wanna play house?

you can be the screen door, and ill *slam* you all night long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FamiliarBreakfast
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Ima slam that shit so hard im gonna give you Gynobifida.

dayum
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shantics
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Hey girl are you a stapler?

Cause I’d slam you on some sheets.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mirz341
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Are you into collecting?

Because you look like a cum dumpster, you silly slam pig!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/holllaboston
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Hey you wanna play house?

You be the door and I'll slam ya
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThreeDog123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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We should go back to my place and play house.

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mfali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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If you were my homework

I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Poleriz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Hey girl, wanna play house?

You'll be the door and I'll slam you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thunderfang_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Are you my pinky toe?

because I want to slam you into all my furniture.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XxZombGuyxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Motivational pick up lines! ;)

I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rock_hard01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Hey girl, you wanna play house?

you can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fuzzy_fizgig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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