Stage Pick up lines

The best Stage pick up lines

Hey girl, are you stage 4 cancer?

Because I want to spread it all over your body
👤︎ u/LagRag
📅︎ Oct 09
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Are you my stage 4 cancer?

cuz shit's getting serious
📅︎ Oct 13
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For asking nudes(copy and paste it)

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship
👤︎ u/moel_ester
📅︎ Jul 20
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Did you go to the moon?

Cause I can see us stage our honeymoon
👤︎ u/androidy77
📅︎ Apr 14
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Girl you must be stage 3 neurosyphilis

Cuz I can't get you out of my head
📅︎ Nov 29
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