Calle Pick up lines

The best Calle pick up lines

I have something Called ILHB disorder( I like hot blondes disorder)

It’s causing me to fall for you/ it’s causing me to fall in love with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2005Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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My dick is called Life

Life is hard.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Squiddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Hey girl, do you have a son called Joe?

Coz I'm suffering from ligma
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amanthatdontfall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Has anyone called you beautiful today? No?

Well there is always tomorrow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/offical_steady_life
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Eating you wouldn't be considered cannibalism.

Its called having a sweet tooth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"

I'm surprised you weren't one of them
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrogOnALeash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Golf based pun for a girl called caddie?!

I never get pun appropriate names and am dying to use one!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HypnoBats
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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