Hello Pick up lines

The best Hello pick up lines

Hello there, are you Nestle?

Because you took away my all my water.
📅︎ Dec 31
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Hello! my name's Lucy (Trashy name but I've grown to like it) I'm a 17 year old (F).

Hm, just wanted to say hi to everyone I'm new! :) But I just gotta say..if you are what you eat, then I'll be you by tomorrow ;)
📅︎ Oct 25
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Why hello there, do you have a name ?

Or shall I just call you mine *wink*
👤︎ u/Sidikulous
📅︎ Sep 08
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Hello, I am looking for someone cute

Have you, by any chance, seen yourself in the mirror today?
👤︎ u/ay230698
📅︎ Jul 08
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can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
📅︎ Feb 18
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Hello ma'am, I'm a doctor

You look malnourished, want me to give you some Vitamin 'D'?
📅︎ Jan 31
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Hello, I'm a Thief 🐱‍👤

and I'm here to Steal Your Heart ❤💖
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Jan 20
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Call me Scarface and tonight

Say hello to my lil' friend
👤︎ u/illumi_nazi
📅︎ Nov 24
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Excuse me, I think you dropped something...

It was your standards, Hello my name is _______
📅︎ Sep 21
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Hello Im the USA and you madame must be the middle east

Bc once I get inside you I'm never pulling out
📅︎ Jun 01
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Hello! I’m an astronaut

And my next mission is to explore uranus
📅︎ Jan 16
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What do I say after hello?

I was told that the best pick up line in a simple "hello", but if it were that simple this sub would not exist. My guess is that "hello" is the most advanced pick up line ever, and that it's so hard r/pickuplines was turned into a place where people ask for the easy stuff that doesn't work because they couldn't master the "hello". Teach me how to master the "hello". I don't want to be a normie anymore! What do I say after hello? Tldr - What do I say after hello?
📅︎ Jul 01
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, hello I’m Jacob
👤︎ u/JRLuto3
📅︎ Nov 12
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If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Dec 05
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Help requested I’m programmer, she is tester

Hello! I need your help, as I’m running out of pickuplines after few weeks. In case someone is in same situation - my last one was - I came with t shirt with bug print on it and I said this t shirt is the bug we need to remove, any other ideas?
👤︎ u/sauliusonis
📅︎ Jun 04
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Need help with a good line for my girlfriend

Hello I’ve been stuck trying to think of a great pick up line to cheer up my girlfriend Nat She really likes when I use the absolute gold lines that I see here on her And I can always make her laugh with the help of the power of the pick up people here
📅︎ Nov 23
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Pickup Line containing "easy"

Hello Redditors! I need a pickup line which contains the word easy - no restricitons about how had or good it is. Can you help me? Thanks!
📅︎ Jun 04
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