Called Pick up lines

The best Called pick up lines

I have something Called ILHB disorder( I like hot blondes disorder)

It’s causing me to fall for you/ it’s causing me to fall in love with you
👤︎ u/2005Rogers
📅︎ Jan 31
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My dick is called Life

Life is hard.
👤︎ u/The_Squiddy
📅︎ Nov 19
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Hey girl, do you have a son called Joe?

Coz I'm suffering from ligma
👤︎ u/amanthatdontfall
📅︎ Nov 08
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Has anyone called you beautiful today? No?

Well there is always tomorrow
👤︎ u/offical_steady_life
📅︎ Oct 21
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I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"

I'm surprised you weren't one of them
👤︎ u/FrogOnALeash
📅︎ Nov 03
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Eating you wouldn't be considered cannibalism.

Its called having a sweet tooth.
👤︎ u/Spanish-Philosopher
📅︎ Jan 22
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Golf based pun for a girl called caddie?!

I never get pun appropriate names and am dying to use one!
👤︎ u/HypnoBats
📅︎ Sep 24
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Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar

Cause there’s no other way to explain why you such a cutie-pie
👤︎ u/tyler60883
📅︎ Jun 24
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I just got caught by the police.

They found, in my blood samples, a drug called YOU , girl. The police department is Horny police.
👤︎ u/nine9ten10
📅︎ Feb 09
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