House Pick up lines

Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?

Will you take me out?

Because I want to fuck you

You be the door, and I'll slam you.

Will you take me out?

which do you prefer snickers or mms?

Cause the government is telling me to stay inside you.

Because you are smoking

Guy: no Girl: then you don’t need to scream when you come inside me

Because I’m gonna scream when I’m inside you!

Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

Where you are the door and I'll slam you.

You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house >>Check back tomorrow for r/pickuplines’ daily repost post. The same shit, different day!

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)

I want you at my house in the next 24h I hope no one posted diz yet

Is what I’m going to say when I pick you up this weekend;)

Today’s word of the day is your legs so let’s go back to my house and spread the word.

Because I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues.

Cause I wanna be inside you. Yes I know it's weird but I'm qUiRcKy and she was too

Because I wanna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.

Cause I want to sneak into your house at night and empty my sack.

Are u a haunted house ? Cause I'll scream when I come inside u !

Her: yes Me: I mean I have another pair at my house, maybe I can get your phone number and send you a photo of them when I get back Her: oh sure

Mind if I come in?

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

Cause I’m gonna scream when I come inside you

Because I wanna nail you in my house.

Because if I had you, I wouldn't leave the house for 2 weeks either

you can be the screen door, and ill *slam* you all night long

were your titties shaking tho?

You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu

Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

To get to the beautiful ladies house. Knock knock. Who’s there? The chicken.

You be the door and I'll slam ya

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya.

But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days

in case you leave something in my house tonight

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

Cause I'm gonna scream when I come inside you.

Because I'm about to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

You're the top of my house

Cause I want to stick my caulk in your holes.

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?

Cause I want you to enter my house and violently subdue me

So I could smash you all around my house.

Because I just want to pin you in my house

You'll be the door and I'll slam you.

Cause I’m gonna scream when I cum inside you.

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

I hope we can leave our houses in May!

Cuz I never want you in my house

Cool, I’ll (raise/lower) the temp in my house.

Because clothes are 100% off at my house

Because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house

I'd like to turn the lights off, and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

Because at my house clothes are 100% off

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Cause I wanna burn your house down.

you can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.