House Pick up lines

The best House pick up lines

Damn girl, are you a haunted house

Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youstink2302
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

Will you take me out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jmememan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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Are you my pet hamster Henry that I buried under the tree in front of my house

Because I want to fuck you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Hey girl, you wanna play House?

You be the door, and I'll slam you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Much-Finance2568
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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I cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left.

Will you take me out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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im luring kids to my house with candy.

which do you prefer snickers or mms?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Damn girl are you my house...

Cause the government is telling me to stay inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/devoypr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Hey girl are you my house

Because you are smoking
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdministrativeWafer2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Girl: Do I look like a haunted house?

Guy: no Girl: then you don’t need to scream when you come inside me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LongShlongo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Baby are you a haunted house....

Because I’m gonna scream when I’m inside you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HogHank
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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Are you my package from Amazon?

Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Hey girl, let's play house...

Where you are the door and I'll slam you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mufreezy10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Do you want to play house?

You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Evan_Johnson01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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You remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house >>Check back tomorrow for r/pickuplines’ daily repost post. The same shit, different day!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DailyRepostPost
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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You remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bot_158
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Do you like shopping?

If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Haroldinhoerinho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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You are like amazon package

I want you at my house in the next 24h I hope no one posted diz yet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glitch65434568
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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I’m outside of your house

Is what I’m going to say when I pick you up this weekend;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DaneTheMane32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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Today’s word of the day is Your Legs

Today’s word of the day is your legs so let’s go back to my house and spread the word.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/leoseezn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Do you work for Publisher's Clearing House?

Because I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IDZro
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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Are you my house when it's raining?

Cause I wanna be inside you. Yes I know it's weird but I'm qUiRcKy and she was too
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not_instant_ramen17
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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Hey girl, do you like santa?

Cause I want to sneak into your house at night and empty my sack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Are u a haunted house?

Are u a haunted house ? Cause I'll scream when I come inside u !
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/apil1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Hey do you like my shoes?

Her: yes Me: I mean I have another pair at my house, maybe I can get your phone number and send you a photo of them when I get back Her: oh sure
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pikolo124
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Let's roleplay: I'll be a guest, and you can be a house.

Mind if I come in?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRealSlimLaddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DigitIsSatan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02
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Are you a haunted house?

Cause I’m gonna scream when I come inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/patrickep05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Hey girl, are you a painting?

Because I wanna nail you in my house.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kronksStonks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Hey girl are you the coronavirus?

Because if I had you, I wouldn't leave the house for 2 weeks either
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoldenGoat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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hey bb wanna play house?

you can be the screen door, and ill *slam* you all night long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FamiliarBreakfast
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Hey I know your house got bombed and stuff but

were your titties shaking tho?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rumpitur-invidia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Do you want to come over to my house and play train?

You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heheman16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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You’re like my pinky toe

Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tallasiand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the beautiful ladies house. Knock knock. Who’s there? The chicken.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Marvel1sbetterthandc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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Hey you wanna play house?

You be the door and I'll slam ya
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThreeDog123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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We should go back to my place and play house.

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mfali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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I'm not a weatherman...

But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Can i have your number?

in case you leave something in my house tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Excalibur_God
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_ieya_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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Are you a hunted house?

Cause I'm gonna scream when I come inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HolyWaterHangover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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You remind me of a pinky toe

Because I'm about to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hendndns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phant00n
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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I'm a Square, You're a Triangle

You're the top of my house
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mizuazura
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Are you a gap between the floor and wall of my house?

Cause I want to stick my caulk in your holes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lolrainbowcat
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guilty1469
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Hey girl are you the FBI?

Cause I want you to enter my house and violently subdue me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpiritOfStLouisCA
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Hey, girl, I would like you to be my pinkie toe.

So I could smash you all around my house.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Memesaremylife232
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Hey girls, seems like you are a masterpiece

Because I just want to pin you in my house
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jainutsav
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Hey girl, wanna play house?

You'll be the door and I'll slam you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thunderfang_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Are you a Haunted House...

Cause I’m gonna scream when I cum inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RejBrandon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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Are you my pinky toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Armandsss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Rose's are red, April is grey,

I hope we can leave our houses in May!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdminVan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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Damn girl you are fire

Cuz I never want you in my house
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BabaYaga17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Do sleep in high temp with one blanket or cold temp with five blankets?

Cool, I’ll (raise/lower) the temp in my house.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PBlake97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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Hey do you like sales

Because clothes are 100% off at my house
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifedepressesme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Damn girl are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/howareya79
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I'd like to turn the lights off, and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jonathanharbin82
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Aye girl you like sales?

Because at my house clothes are 100% off
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pineapplebombjustu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon β€œJohnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superfsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Hey girl, are you my little toe?

Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XxRiceEater123xX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Hey are you a Minecraft villager?

Cause I wanna burn your house down.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chichens5011
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Hey girl, you wanna play house?

you can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fuzzy_fizgig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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