Calorie Pick up lines

The best Calorie pick up lines

Did you know kissing burns 6 calories

Let’s go work out 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucadotdotdot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Being ugly burns a tonne of calories

that's why you're so fat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manymanik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Kissing burns 2 calories a minute

We should workout sometime 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i-want-more-sleep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Hey girl, did you know giving head burns 300 calories?

You look fat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imnotdolphin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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How do you burn a lot of calories ver quickly?

Set a fat kid on fire
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/teddytm1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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