Captain Pick up lines

The best Captain pick up lines

Hey Girl may I be your Captain America?

Because I will remain virgin upto 70 years for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pradeep24_07_1999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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The size of the ship doesn’t matter. It’s all about the motion of the ocean and the captains experience. So, can I take a dive your ocean?

I know it’s a little long but I just thought of it and I had to write it down before I forgot.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/esairoman00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Are you a pirate captain

Cause I got a shipload of semen for you *semen sea men
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yaboibigbootyjudy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Are you Sky Captain...

because I want you to fuck me into the World of Tomorrow.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bhaktidharma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Baby, you must be Captain Shang.

Because I want you to make a man out of me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wtmh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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