Retard Pick up lines

The best Retard pick up lines

Hey girl, are you retarded

Because you look special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/havenotredditt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Are your parents retarded?

Because you are looking pretty special!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cloud_Beast
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Are your parents retarded?

Cuz girl you special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Monsoun_Motors
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Hey girl are you incredibly retarded

Because you look very special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TrashMan7934
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Hey girl are you fucking retarded?

Because toy look really special to me ;>
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeepBoiInn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Hey babe, were your parents retarded?

Cause you sure are special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McFreddieMercury
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Your parents must be retarded

Because you sure are special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MitchellTrueTittys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Girl are your parents retarded?

Cause you’re really special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_meme_memes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Hey girl, are you retarded?

Cos you look very special ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jacopoberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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Hey girl, are you retarded?

Cause someone told me you have a crush on me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xylaan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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I think you’re really retarded

Because you are really special to me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ukrainian-Mad-Man
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Hey girl are you retarded

Cause you look retarded
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jrincon47
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Hey girl, are your parents retarded?

Because you’re really special!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Girl u must be retarded

Cus ur special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/naqib532
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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Hey girl are you retarded?

Because you seem pretty special to me!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/J_Tex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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Where your parents retarded ?

Because girl you’re special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jeddy9001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Hey girl are you fucking retarded

Because you look special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpecificOutlaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Girl are you retarded?

Cause you're pretty special to me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BobThePotato20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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"Are Your Parents Retarded?

Because you sure are special" - Robin Williams R.I.P
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/N1ghtFyre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Hey girl are you retarded?

Cause you look very special to me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TotallyTheBest_27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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Girl, are you fucking retarded?

Because I think your special!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Q0uth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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Are your parents retarded?

Because you sure are special!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Venttex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Are your parents retarded?

Are your parents retarded? Because your special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thrice83-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Damn girl, are you in any special needs classes?

Cause that assπŸ‘ is retarded
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dis_fad_bidge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Are any loved ones of yours retarded?

('Cause DANG you're special!)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IsshunGaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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Damn girl, are you mercury ?

Cuz when you touch me I go retarded
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway42069365
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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Hey girl, are you in special education?

Because you're fucking retarded.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tallbencat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Damn girl are you special?

Cause you look pretty fuckin retarded
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Angel_of_Fire12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Give me some pickup lines to try out in NYC!

I'm headed to NYC in about 1.5 months, and I'm excited to meet some people. Give me your pickup lines and help me out! These don't have to be NYC related pickup lines -- anything goes (sexual, funny, borderline retarded, awkward, etc.). I'll report back with results...maybe even pictures of those I meet if all goes well!?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chhotu007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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My favorite funny pick up lines

The first pick up line is well known but yeah. I wouldn't use funny pick up lines when first meeting someone but only when you're already close and just wanna flirt. 1. Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cuz damn girl you're special. (Kind of a touchy one depending on the person) 2. Hey do you like to eat magnets? No why? Cuz I'm pretty attracted to you. 3. Do you have any peanuts in your purse? No. How about a date? 4. Hey girl are you my appendix because I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pristinejake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence. Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid. Obligatory "Works every time"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diamondragan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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