Sure Pick up lines

The best Sure pick up lines

Archeologist at a bar: You sure youโ€™re old enough to be in here?

Guess Iโ€™ll have to date you to find out ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Vote4Hitler
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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Roses are red but I'm not sure

Without you 60 minutes feel like an hour
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DumbA5h
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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I'm not sure if I want to take you out

โ„น False information has been detected
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ok-Collection-5134
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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You sure youโ€™re an angel?

You seem like youโ€™d bring out the devil in me. (Angelica)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SnakShak
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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Hey girl, are you a snow day?

Because you sure look beautiful and fun but the older I get the more I realize you just mean a lot more work for me trying to dig myself out.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/artguydeluxe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

but you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/notlqke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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Do you work on a chicken farm?

Cause you sure do raise my cock
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sushipipi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Excuse me did you grow up on a farm?

Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/I_See_Black
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Damn girl, are you the function of sine, because you sure are curvy.

The function of cosine works too
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/no-nope-nay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 12
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Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

You walked past and it didn't go off
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08
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If I were a Renisance artist, I would for sure be Leonardo DiVinci

The way Iโ€™ll make you โ€œMona Lisaโ€ hundred times.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/michaelnomadyo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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Girl, you must must be 1 million dollars

Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MegaMig27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KrustyDaBeastTv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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I may have below average IQ...

But I sure do think about you a lot ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/R0n33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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I was a trouble child, always getting in and out of trouble.

And you sure look like trouble
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15
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Are you a chicken farmer?

because you sure know how to raise a cock
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SilentSnxper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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Look, even Im not sure if youre cake or not

But I definitely wanna eat you out.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/karmassavior
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 16
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what did you say your name was?

i want to make sure I'm screaming and moaning the right name
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idk_and_idc27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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Hey girl, are you a chicken farm?

Cause' you sure know how to raise a cock๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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I'm sure you can't be infected by corona

Cuz the virus dies at high temperatures and you are HOT!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SvG112003
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 18
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Roses are blue, violets are red, I'm not sure if I'm doing this right...

But I think you're kinda my type
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tuntauk9
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 24
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Can you help me with this problem? X + U = 25.

I think X must be 15 coz U sure are a 10.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/piyush3218
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 08
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Me: Hey I can't find something in the shop, can you help

Them: Yeah sure, what are you looking for? Me: Your number
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Prephem
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Im sure you have the most powerful super power

Her: Which one? You: Your smile melts anyone in one sec
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RAON2812
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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Are you from Earth nation?

Cause girl, you sure know how to bend my rock
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/my_name_is_ashal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Iโ€™m not sure if this is how itโ€™s done

Roses are red, Castles have knight, You and I together, Sounds about right
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/drugdealer-one
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 24
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I may not go down in your past

but i will surely go down on you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/say_my_name98
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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Are you sure you're not tired?

Cuz you've been running in my mind all day
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tamanna_45
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16
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For this one be sure to screenshot the โ€œnew contactโ€ screen, like putting a new number basically

โ€œSorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, itโ€™ll only take 2 seconds I promiseโ€ โ€œSureโ€ *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen* See if they give you their number ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GSubmissions
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28
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Would you like to know how I'm sure we are going to go out tonight?

Because I'm stronger than you are.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AllynSea
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 12
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Damn girl, i might have to buy ya a helmet,

cause i sure wanna teach you how to ride ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/respectsheepshaggers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 21
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Be sure to try this one.

Hey girl, are you a biologist? Cause you can study my inch-worm.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mittromneyfanboy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08
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You might be the only girl in my heart now, but I'm sure I'll love many more

...it all depends on how many girls and granddaughters we'll have.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ErjonM49
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 26
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Were you born on a chicken farm?

Coz u sure know how to raise a cock ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ye4h-Bo1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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Hey boy, are you gingerbread?

Cause I sure have a sweet tooth for you~
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sour-peppermints
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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I'm pretty sure I'm living in a simulation

Because theres no way a girl as perfect as you is real
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sly4578
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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l'd love to show you my world,

But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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Are you my investment in stock market ?

Cause you sure know how to go down.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kissmyass420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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Hey girl, I'm trying to solve the equation

U+V= 11, V can be 1 cause U sure are a 10.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DumbA5h
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Hey, do you wanna go get some taco bell?

If not, I'm sure we can find another way to destroy your asshole.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/orphanIncest
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13
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Hey I'm sure you don't need cardio

Cuz you run through my mind every night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rahimwahid8
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 09
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Do you live on a farm?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/insert_ausernamehere
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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I need help with a math problem...its x+u=35

I think x is 25 cause u are a 10 for sure
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_iliaskap_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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Mind if I place my bed next to yours in Minecraft?

Just make sure you donโ€™t extend my piston cause youโ€™re one hot redstone torch ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/T_eefus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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Not sure if this works here, but here goes

L ove's ecstacy will ensnare our souls and E very tender moment of time spent T ogether will be punctuated by S oft whispers of want and need. F ruit of our passion U niting us together, our C ares and desires fulfilled with me as your K ing and you as my queen
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OkeyDokeyLuigi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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Hey, I'm pretty sure that I'm invisible. Can you see me?

"Yeah" "How about tomorrow night?"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KeepCalmJeepOn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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Damn girl are you a toaster?

Coz a bath with you will surely send me to heaven
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DeepxMarcus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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I am no photographer.

But i know for sure that you and i will look good together in one.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/No-Ice8180
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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You: Hey whatโ€™s your name?

Other person: *says their name* Me: nah Iโ€™m pretty sure itโ€™s perfection
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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I'm sure your parents won't let me date you...

Because then you will get the D and I will get A
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tnr2D
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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Dang girl I sure wish I was cross-eyed

Then I could see you twice
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/oatmealoatmeal2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12
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Iโ€™d show you my world

But Iโ€™m pretty sure you own a mirror
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/big-star445
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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Do you make hot dogs for a living? Because you sure do know how to make a wiener stand.

Ok
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BanditNeo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Hey do you still believe in Santa Clause?

Cause I would sure like to come down your chimney.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ferb57g
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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Are you a Chicken Farmer?

Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FattyPatty42
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11
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Hey do you like my shoes?

Her: yes Me: I mean I have another pair at my house, maybe I can get your phone number and send you a photo of them when I get back Her: oh sure
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pikolo124
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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I may not be James Monroe...

But I sure as hell can give you an Era of Good Feelings
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ReneeXD
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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Are you a carbon atom?

Because I sure as heck would form a bond with you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/memin_being33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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I have always been a Problem child. Always in and out of troubles.

And you my lady sure look like good Trouble.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Beg1thot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16
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Are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide?

Well, if you went out with me, you sure would be cummingtonite.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DevilOfDevon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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Damn girl, you must be my student loans

Because my interest with you is sure on the rise!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IdreamOfPizzaxx
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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I am sure that I have parkinsons

Because you got me shakin'
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nazagi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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Can you help me with this problem? D + V = 69

I think my D and your V will surely make it to 69. ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/h971218
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 09
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You- โ€œ Hey Iโ€™ve got a problem can you help me out?โ€ Her- โ€œ Yeah sure what is it?โ€ You- โ€œ itโ€™s algebra, X + U = 25 I think X is 15 cause U r a ten!โ€

First post please no toxicity
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/YaBoyHotDog
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 20
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Damn girl, are you my toe?

I would sure like to bang you on the table while screaming
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/asdgabor
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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Are you sure you're not tired?

Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zulmii
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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I haven't been to a lot of places but I know one thing for sure.

_You_ are the cutest thing on the face of the Earth!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/showboom
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 24
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I'm not sure if I don't have any other kinds of snot ............

and I'm gonna be an option for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shabs15
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 24
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Are you my mental health?

Cuz, sure, your not the best but I can't live without you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_MyChemicalTrench_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 13
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Hey babe, were your parents retarded?

Cause you sure are special
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McFreddieMercury
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 11
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Can you help me with this problem? Itโ€™s X+U=25

I think X must be 15 because U sure are a 10
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ThatRosi3Reddit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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Yeah, i get it, being a girl really sucks

but being my girl surely won't ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ashutthefuckup
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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You know, I would show you my world๐ŸŒŽ...

but I'm sure you own a mirror ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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Is your favorite color nothing?

Because I am sure that would look amazing on you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XSlayerZX
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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Hey girl! Are you today's date?

Because you sure are 10/10
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/confusedcolin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 10
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