Carrying Pick up lines

The best Carrying pick up lines

A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
📅︎ Jul 19
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Are you good at carrying things?

Because I want you to carry my children
👤︎ u/mudapuka
📅︎ Aug 30
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I can' t take u to the movies

Because then theyd arrest me for carrying a bomb
📅︎ Dec 14
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Hey gurl, have you seen my middle school bookbag?

Because its obvious through my actions that i am carrying some immature emotional baggage from my childhood
📅︎ Jul 09
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