Apocalypse Pick up lines

The best Apocalypse pick up lines

Are you nuclear apocalypse?

Because I fallout
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📅︎ May 12
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Hey girl are you a natural disaster?

No. Are you sure, because you are an apocalypse waiting to happen. Tip: You can use it if she is into the band Cigarettes after Sex.
📅︎ Nov 03
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