Liquid Pick up lines

The best Liquid pick up lines

Hey girl you must be an extremely acidic liquid

Cuz i feel an overwhelming urge to take off my clothes for you
👤︎ u/Clinthgr28
📅︎ Jan 27
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Hey girl are you a flower? ❤️

Because I will bury you after keeping you in a vessel full of liquid for several days so I can keep you longer :3
👤︎ u/LaggsAreCC
📅︎ Nov 20
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You must be flex seal liquid,

Cuz you're super thick.
👤︎ u/TheWond3rfulOz
📅︎ Mar 04
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Are you a solid, liquid or gas?

Because you matter to me
👤︎ u/FlurtyCurty
📅︎ Nov 10
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Do you work for Lumber Liquidators?

Because you’re giving me solid hardwood.
👤︎ u/here4thaboobies
📅︎ Mar 12
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Hey you like the three states of matter?

Cause I want to take my solid and put liquid in your gass
👤︎ u/Johnnybird2000
📅︎ Feb 16
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Hey girl are you taking a shower

You need to turn me on for the liquid
👤︎ u/Ion_The_Sinclair
📅︎ Oct 21
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Are you a PepsiCo™ product?

Cause I want your liquids inside of me.
👤︎ u/chocolatesereal
📅︎ Aug 26
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Do you play Metal Gear Solid 2...

...because Ima make you my "Gurl-lukovich" and have you "Raiden" my "Solid Snake" until I shoot "Liquid" all over your "Ass-elot".
👤︎ u/THE_reverbdeluxe
📅︎ Oct 10
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