Machine Pick up lines

The best Machine pick up lines

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you’re a snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lapinkumbrella
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Hey girl are you a machine gun?

because you shoot right into my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pikadracaufeu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Are you a time machine?

Because being inside you would be life changing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/korndogkopter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you look like a snacc!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Are you a washing machine?

Cause I wanna put a baby in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ItsVincent27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Do you think it would hurt to fall from a vending machine?

Option 1: I knew you would know cause damn girl you a snack Option 2: Sorry I thought you would know cause damn girl you a snack (Yes it is dumb, yes it has worked, yes I am sad.)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeepeepoopooXDXD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBradAndChadShow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Are you a washing machine?

cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robotchargie
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you are a snack -Day 2
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that-gay-thot1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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Damn girl did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine?

Cuz you a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/One_eggyboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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I found it woohoo! It was on the washing machine πŸ˜‚

Your orgasm, wanna come get it or should I come give to you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/richardsalwaysup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wetgeorgie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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Are u a vending machine?

Cuz u look like a snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Landlordshelper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you’re a snackπŸ˜‹
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cam_creates
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

Because your snack is here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nampa11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine?

Because u a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/c_h_a_mp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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Hey girl a you a pokie machine?

Cause you look like you’re about to be my next addiction
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VizyV1940
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine?

Because you a snak
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wiily_turtle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cuz you are looking like a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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Did you fall from a vending machine?

Cause your a snack!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Username6667677
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you're exactly what I wanted - Day 114
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cuz you a snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/perfect_for_u
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you look like a snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yama-k
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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If you would be machine, I would be coolant

Cause that's what a hot machine needs
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vinayaknanda
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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Are you stuck in a vending machine?

Cuz i wanna take you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cooldude_324
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for Β£1.50
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sammylatchers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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I wanna washing machine

Cus I want you to get stuck right in there stepsis Yeehaw
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/filthyaverage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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Are you a bubblegum machine?

Because I don't know what I'm going to get, but I'm willing to take a risk with you. (original pickup line by yours truly)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/omniscient_eye
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Are you a vending machine

Because i want you on top of me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tacticalturtle42069
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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is your mom a vending machine?

cus' ur looking like a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spoodbanana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Were you born in a vending machine?

Cos you look like a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PhantomPhoenix350
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

because you a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itsjustlucifer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Are you a washing machine?

Because I wanna put a load in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Were You Born in a Vending Machine?

Cuz you lookin like a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarkAlpha753
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Girl, are you a Rube Goldberg machine?

Cause I got no idea how or why you do the things you do
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joeyburnham
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

cuz u a snac
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mari0tto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Do you live in a vending machine? Because you are a snack

First post on reddit!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snokvogelniest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Are you a laundry machine

Cause I want to put a load in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eqc_22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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hey girl did you fall from the vending machine?

cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you look like a snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GeneralReposti_Bot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine?

Because you look like a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/linux_tf2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Are you a vending machine?

Because I'd like to put something in you and have some something else come out~
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cloudjumper111
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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Do you live in a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aaru21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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Are you a slot machine

Because you’re a seven at best...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jakiboy1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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hey girl, are you a machine?

cuz you can grind my gears
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tbrouxk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rachel42525616
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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Stolen from Jacksepticeye

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine, cause your a snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Legend-A_P
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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Girl, are you a time machine?

Because I can totally see my future with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KusMaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Hey are you a laundry machine?

Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bessinator420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Groundhack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Hey did it hurt when you where falling?

From the vending machine because u a full snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/metroreader8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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Did it hurt when you fell?

Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine? Because you're a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Devin458
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Did it hurt when you fell...

From the vending machine because you looking like a snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThisGuy21321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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