Far Pick up lines

The best Far pick up lines

What do tinder matches and 2021 have in common?

Didn’t expect to make it this far, but here we are
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anxilhiromi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Hey girl are you the virus

Cus I want you to stay as far away from me as possible
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kindatalantedperson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Your ass is so far outta this world

It should could be called Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/themisdirectedcoral
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Girl are you the current state of America?

Because everyone is observing you from a far
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gleeencoco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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One of my smoothest moves by far...

Not really a line but I felt like this belonged here. So I have a scar on my left hand, its a little dent that I got when I fell on a belt buckle and got the thing that goes through the loops stuck in it. The other night I was walking around with this girl I like and I was telling her the story and put out my hand to show her and so she could feel it. She feels around and says something about how it must've hurt and I respond with something along the lines of. "Yeah it was awful," and then I wrapped my hand around hers and started walking. I still can't believe it actually worked.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dovarc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gingerbuttholelickr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring? I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say. I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far? ---------- but that's boring... So what do you write?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThobyG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Hey girl it's time to pay rent

You have been living in my heart for far too long.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigshark2740
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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angsty/depressing pickup lines anyone?

i'm looking for angsty and depressing pickup lines, so if ya have any, i would appreciate it if you commented them below! so far i have: I'll be your chocolate bunny, delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside Are you a shower? Cause i could see myself slipping into you and then crying uncontrollably
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/platinumblues
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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ay girl are you American school

cause I wanna stay as far away as I can from you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Your teeth are like stars in the sky...

...kinda yellow and really far apart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fraancklyn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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*walk into store* Do you have dates here?

Employee: Sure. Aisle 10 You: That's kinda far. Can I just have one with you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HolyWaterHangover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Your eyes are like the stars...

They're so far apart!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zegmaarjuul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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Tinder Match with a dead convo

A girl and i had some pretty good banter going on but we were far away any recommendations to get it going again?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSwammer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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Hey girl, are your legs a religion

Cos I wanna spread them as far and wide as possible.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Darkathion890
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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Baby you can be the Earth and I’ll be your Moon.

Because no matter how far we’re apart, I always gravitate to you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shiro_SoFrosty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM_UR_CROSS-STITCHES
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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Cheesey Valentine's day pick up lines

I need some funny pick up lines that don't go too far.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/semiautolotto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: β€’ Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? β€’ Excuse me, I think it's time we met. β€’ So, do you know any good pick-up lines? β€’ Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? β€’ How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? β€’ You look like you could use some company. β€’ Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? β€’ You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try β€” say, on a bet β€” but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains β€” and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mscfounders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Hey girl, are you Moana?

Cuz I wanna see how far you'll go.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/13thPlayer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Best pickup line story

Guys please tell me your best pickup line story that has strong appeal and worked for you so far. Tell in detail.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darkdevil101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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